lesler
Canada
I'm looking through you
Today, my bartender noticed my new haircut before my live-in boyfriend did. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Australia
Notice me, please
Today, three people commented on my new haircut. The one I got about two weeks ago. FML
sad
San Antonio, United States
Indifference
Today, I got a new haircut and style. Feeling pretty. My husband got home and is not even a little interested. FML
hannieannie
His type
Today, I had my hair done for the first time in 3 years. I loved it. My boyfriend told me I look like his ex. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after getting an expensive haircut, I showed it to my boyfriend. Instead of saying, "Wow, those bangs look great on you" he said, "Wow, you look really good when you don't show your forehead." FML
botheredgf
New Zealand
Today, my boyfriend drunkenly decided to let his friends cut his hair into a mullet. He won't change it. I'm supposed to introduce him to my family. FML
Anonymous
Auckland, New Zealand
Lockdown fashion
Today, my partner got a lockdown haircut. He now has a mullet. FML
Anonymous
Lafayette, United States
NEXT!
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I got a haircut without asking for his permission first. FML
Xpresss
United States
Today, I came into work with a new hair cut and so far everyone has asked me If I lost a bet. FML
Anonymous
United States
How to make it awkward for everyone
Today, I got a haircut at a fancy salon and made small talk with the stylist. While she washed my hair, I said, “Wow, this is better than my girlfriend does it.” She replied, “That’s because I’m a professional. Also, I’m your girlfriend’s cousin.” FML
Frankie
Hair today, gone tomorrow
Today, I unwittingly told the barber, “Do whatever you think looks best.” He got creative. Forty-five minutes later, I walked out with a haircut that made me look like a backup dancer in a 1990s boy band. My girlfriend said, “You're going to have to wear a beanie if you want to walk around with me.” FML
Top comments
phybreawptic 13
How often are you at the bar?
sixxis 7
Maybe you should stay at home more
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Peter Hubbard 5
don't expect men to notice details unless it's obvious
sixxis 7
Maybe you should stay at home more
phybreawptic 13
How often are you at the bar?
RichardPencil 32
Maybe you should tip your boyfriend more generously.
Marcella1016 32
If her BF is anything like every guy there is, he probably wants more than just the tip. HEY-O! On another note, now that you’re back, I’m wondering how deep you’re going to go in the FML backlog and make comments. Gonna be a lot of FMLs the rest of us will have to reread now lol
RichardPencil 32
I'm not going to try to backfill. I'll comment going forward. Let's MFMLGA! We ought to get red baseball caps for that.
GalaxyGirl1123_fml 14
Sounds like your couple could use a conversation about how it's important to you that he notices some things about you. Maybe he doesn't intisticavely understand that and could improve if told what you need (and he should tell you what he needs too).