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It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

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Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

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The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

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Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

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Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

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Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

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YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

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Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

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50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

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Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

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50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

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A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

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100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

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One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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J0gby's favorite FMLs

Today, I was having a horrible day. I was laying on the couch, crying, when my dog came up on the couch to console me. I was thinking about how great it was to have a dog, because they're there for you when no one else is. As I was sobbing, I heard something. My dog farted into my mouth. Twice. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By BadBreath - / Thursday 9 April 2009 03:43 / United States

Today, I experienced the most intense pain I have ever had in my life. I was eating blueberries when my sister made a comment which sent me into hysterics. The force of having a bullet-like berry violently shoot out your nostril is more painful than it sounds. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Monday 26 December 2011 21:41 / United States

Today, my sister is visiting. She used more toilet paper today than I have in two months. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By jriese444 / Friday 23 December 2011 15:45 / United States

Today, my brother and I proposed to our girlfriends at the same time. We had perfect synchronization after practicing for days. My brother's girlfriend said yes, mine said no. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By emmmbo / Monday 19 December 2011 15:40 / Australia

Today, after staying up all night with an excruciating headache, it finally went away. I crawled into bed and snuggled up to my husband only to have him shift positions and elbow me right in the head. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By wideawakeandinpain / Saturday 17 December 2011 11:09 / United States

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Who’s the fairest of them all?

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100 kick-ass comments

One more and it's business time