techweed

About Techweed

I'm a 18-year-old Saudi Arabian guy, I'm a big football fan, I'm on my phone practically 24/7, and I'm really, really sexy. If you have anything to ask and/or tell me, leave it as a reply to one of my comments, or message me, I'll try to answer as soon as I can. Also, don't be afraid to say whatever you want to say, I don't judge. I'm just kidding, I judge. P.S. Don't take anything I say seriously. Seriously. P.S. (again) I have a huge dick.

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Techweed's FML badges

Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
I’m your new creative director
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
The rules are the rules
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

3%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

1%
Tommy Wiseau
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.

2%
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

1%
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

1%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

1%
I'm a rock star
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.

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My diary is a collector's item
There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.

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Tell us what happened next
You've commented on an FML that you sent in

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Tweet, tweet
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

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Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

98%
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

20%
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

18%
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

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I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

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50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

30%
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

43%
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

78%
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

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Gandhi
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.

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