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By  Someone648  |  10

Probably means you've got to step it up.

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By  Someone648  |  10

Probably means you've got to step it up.

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  Tarah2112  |  3

It's not like that in all cases.. Maybe sometimes but sometimes they really are so drunk they have no idea what they're even talking about.. He could have even been talking about a fantasy but didn't realize it was just a fantasy cause he was drunk.. Just an example but there's nothing wrong with fantasies lol

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  Keliosan  |  6

58- I've hardly ever found that to be true...alcohol isn't a magic truth potion but you do lose alot of your impulse control, which would lead to stupid actions/saying the first thing that pops in your head. While in some cases that may lead to your true feelings on a subject it's more likely to just be something stupid or poorly thought out.

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  MDTeddy  |  13

I thought he was just calling her hair blonde too from being drunk. Does Op indeed give great blowjobs? if so then this is understandable. If not then her bf is cheating. Also, Op should know where her bf is most of the time. Wouldn't she hang with him all the time because she loves him?

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  downtime  |  12

People always get their stories confused when drunk...why are you all reading so heavily into this? It seems pretty likely he said the wrong word and was talking about her, especially since he referenced the word girlfriend.

By  westcoastkp  |  13

color blind?

By  AwkwardHaole808  |  16

Dump his ass and find someone better.

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  s15c  |  9

Did nobody consider that he was lying and making stuff up to try and get people to like him? It'd still be an unfavorable scenario, but at least he isn't cheating.

By  keven501  |  12

Maybe become a blonde?

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  downtime  |  12

Thats when he corrects his momentary drunken brain fart, and dumps you on the spot for saying you fucked his father, at which point everyone views you as a dirty slut because you outed yourself at a party. What could possibly go wrong?

He's drunk. Lots of people don't say coherent things when they're intoxicated. If I were you, I'd take it with a grain of salt. But still keep a watchful eye.

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  jizzwold  |  21

I don't know what any of you are talking about. Being drunk doesn't make you say things that are true it just makes you say stupid incoherent things that pop into your head. With some people, such as myself, it even makes you lie more because it lowers your inhibitions and people's reservations about the lasting consequences from lies which are often what keep us from lying in the first place.

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  DolphinPhobia  |  2

It really just depends on the person and how much alcohol they've had, some people at some times will talk about nonsense and others at other times will say what they're thinking even if it's something they want to hide.

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  downtime  |  12

You never ever assume a drunken person is admitting to something because of a trivial one word slip up like this. You need more information to make sure it wasn't his incoherent thoughts making an appearance. Do none of you people drink?

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  jetsown08  |  21

14- That's just not true. I was actually eating a salad one day when an armed robber busted into the bistro. Needless to say, I roundhouse kicked him through 3 walls and an electic fence. I ended up winning a Purple Heart, despite my insistence that the President was handing me the wrong award, and proceeded to have sex with 3 Brazilian beach volleyball players at once. See kids, if you eat your salad you could be just like me!

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  Dunvanation  |  4

That is an award winning story. However once I was eating salad and then a rouge assassin burst through my window and fired three rounds of machine gun ammunition into my prized painting. I killed him, but I still mourn for my artwork daily. Salad will not always help you kids.

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  downtime  |  12

The moral of the story: If you eat too much salad you're going to end up in violent confrontational situations. So if you value your personal safety, stick to junk food. Saving lives, one heart attack at a time.

By  vaughant  |  5

Daanngg that's horrible I'm sorryy

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  AllyyK  |  9

Ugh I hate when peopleeee typee likkee thissss, It's really annoying and unnecessary. Also I HOPE your picture is a joke, if not then.. just stop. Duck faces are the worst.

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  AllyyK  |  9

#56 I saw it. She probably changed it after she saw your comment and realized she was a hypocrite maybe? She did change her picture to a duck though..

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  vaughant  |  5

I'm not a hypocrite & I never changed my picture I just got on y'all quit being mean its not funny you can really hurt people's feelings who cares if my pic Is a duck face & can people somehow hack your account & change your pic & status?? cause then that's what happened I'm never on here & I barely ever post comments y'all stop bein so mean

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  vaughant  |  5

Ohhh alright I gotchaa my bad but still I honestly don't care about the duck season stuff but don't call me a hypocrite & act like its killing to you read my comment cause I put a few extra letters than needed at the end of a word

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  AllyyK  |  9

#55 Ya, no shit. The apparent "joke" wasn't funny, so I actually don't consider it as a joke. There is also something in this world called "sarcasm", maybe you've never heard of that? Good one though, saying I'm not familiar with jokes because I didn't think said "joke" was funny, when you can't even take a joke yourself.

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  AllyyK  |  9

Hahahahaha! Wow how sad. I haven't even started to be rude yet. If people actually find sarcasm rude then they shouldn't be on this website at all, and I would think that little girls like you who go around telling people they have a stick up their ass is the rude thing here. By the way, sarcasm could be considered a joke, just like you would be considered a joke too :) Your attempt to "insult" me did make me laugh though, so thanks for that! So if you think I have a stick up my ass then go right ahead and think that, because I'm really just a bitch when it comes to high school girls like you and I reeeally don't care what sad little girls think :) Thumb me down ;)

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  Tarah2112  |  3

I don't know you so I could care less what you think of me but I guess while we're at it:) You look like your at least my age or younger to me so if your trying to sound older than you really are than you fail. And I was simply commenting on the fact that instead of commenting on the FML all your doing is being a bitch to people and it seems like maybe you need a nap or something. And honestly I could care less about insulting you and if your so vain to think so then your the joke:) Oh and I'm no where near sad honey :)

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