By creepedoutlady - 16/08/2011 00:30 - United States

Today, I met my new neighbor. His wi-fi access point is named "TheRapistDownstairs." FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 528
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enonymous 8

Therapists are people too!

make yours "TheCopUpStairs"

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courtney680 17

Sucks

enonymous 8

Therapists are people too!

So you're saying kids shouldn't know about rapists? I think kids should know about the dangers of rapists, crooks, predators, ect. It would scare them, but they need to know what to do if a strange man or woman comes up to them and asks them to get in their car because "mommy's in trouble" and so on. It's best to keep kids educated in my opinion.

I'm sorry, that was phrased wrong. It would be sucky for your kids to see the wifi access point named that because it would freak them out. So, xXSillyLoveXx you are correct. Please excuse my bad wording. :)

thepandawh0re 2

pedobear against child molestation???? never thought I'd see the day

The neighbor accidentally capitalized the r. :-/

The neighbor is just letting everyone know if you need any help he's there *cough cough*

HowAreYouToday 34

Welcome to the internet! Nobody cares!

When I lived in a building such as yourself, my wifi name was "getyourownfuckinginternet"

^lol brilliant

enonymous 8

I must pay respect to SNL as well Sean Connery: I'll take The Rapists for 500 Alex.

As soon as I read this, I thought back to the SNL Jeopardy skit. Glad to see I wasn't the only one.

Jaimegirl 7

Probably the guy living in his moms basement...literally, lets hope hes not actually a "therapist" though =/

sephoraprincess 7

haha 34, there's a wifi access point at my local applebees caleed "fuck off"

fastbunny 0

Ha

65 - id pick a therapist with maybe an odd sense of humor or is a bit desperate for work than possibly a real rapist downstairs.

Jammy01jams 2

Up the street from me there was a WiFi point called Al Queda. No joke.

My wifi is 8====D---- ( . )( . )

goebsy 8

You could name yours "TheRapistAsskicker"...

76 same here. The lovely crack heads across the street from me names theirs fuck off so my friend named his fuck on.

See, you say they're crack heads, and that's all fine and dandy. But then you say they have wifi? Have you SEEN Tyrone Bigums? Have you SEEN how poor he is? That mutha fucka was addicted as SHIT. He didn't have no money for the fancy wifi!!! Get your story straight!

I saw one that was called WTFareyoudoingonMYWiFi?

free2speak 14

I am sure he saw the "Therapist" joke in it but how do you know it was his? I live in a seclude neighborhood and at any given time my computer picks about 5 or 6 wifi's but I can't ever tell which one is which. If it's just you two with a wifi on the block, then I can understand but surely it could be someone else's. Not that it matters but ... just curious.

Name yours: Hideyokidshideyowives

Make yours "TheRapistUpstairs"

121- Well, if the wifi network just appeared at the same time as he moved in, then it's safe to say that it's probably his. Unless someone else in the building changed their network name or just got wifi or something. . .

Maybelline008 10

I named mine "anal sex is the way to go girls" ... My apartment building is predominantly all girls :D tehehe.

Best comment ever!

Make yours "undercover FBI van"

what's his password.

lol thats whats mine called

Or even "therapistupstairs" ;)

rockstar44 0

Lol

My favorite is penislandwireless

somethingaboutun 0

Mines, "getthefuckoffmyimternet"

well isn't that tasteful

shadexilmaendu 4

Get more locks on your door. And pepper spray.

Mine is called Virus.exe, no one ever tries to connect it :)

ha, named mine "FoxSaysSTFU"

IndianO 0

hmm I guess it time to move haa

Hide you're kids Hide you're wife Theres TheRapistDownstair on the lose!!!

That's actually a boss name.

At least i can rate it a thumbs up ;D

I like turtles

I like camel toes.

enonymous 8

Meow Mix, Meow Mix please deliver

^thats because that's all they'll show you

-48 Would you like getting flamed with that hate?

That's the whole point

^^^ Noob Thou hast been hated upon

Noob30 0

This statement is false New Mission: Refuse this mission!

fastbunny 0

Nice to know :)

he's climbin in your windows he's snatchin your people up tryna rape em so y'all need to hide your kids, hide your wife hide your kids hide your wife and hide your husband cuz they’re rapin errbody out there!

L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h 18

I'm sure it's just a joke (:

Eggers 2

only one way to find out... call 911 if I don't return in 2 hours.

iBhope 7

not a good thing to lie about though..

Do you really want to take that chance?

0opsie 6

If he was a real rapist he wouldn't advertise it.

xoconnie 8

very true- thats what i was thinking actually.

Yeah, it could be a joke. But it's still smart to take care.

JacksonCampbell 9

It's a good way to not have anyone try and get on it.

I think he would. It's a trap. He wants you to go into his basement looking for a therapist. Then you find TheRapist.

Hi we got the same birthday !^^

make yours "TheCopUpStairs"

TheButcherUpstairs

RockstarRN 10

Or LorenaBobbit ;))

RockstarRN 10

Or LorenaBobbit ;))

Sorry rockstar, but I had to thumb that down the thought of losing my manhood sounds bad to me

meg63720 0

TheSlaveUpstairs

You sir, is winning

"And I'm watching"

Shawtyy_95 0

WINNING.

I do hope you don't have kids :3 that would be sucky for them to be exposed to.

doctor_awesome 8

it says "TheRapist" not "ThePedo."

kindgremlin 5

That's just creepy.