By Anonymous - 16/08/2011 03:31 - United States

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Today, a cute guy in a bar came up to me, and we started chatting. I'm a natural blonde, and he commented on how nice my hair was. He then followed this up with, "Does the carpet match the curtains?" FML
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jswizzle_ 6

Now you have left us all wondering.

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Dcm210 19

well hopefully u have tile floor aka shaved :)

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jpallan 3

Teaching him the value of a solid percussive treatment administered by your knee to his scrotum would have been beneficial for his learning process.

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heresjuju 2

Lmao you should have replied, "just HARD WOOD flooring here." and winked.

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heyred 11

I get that a lot since I have red hair. I usually reply that no, I have hardwood floors.

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malbell07 0

What an idiot. Everyone knows it's does the carpet match the drapes. Not curtains.

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byork88 8

drapes...curtains same thing. Does it really matter what word they used. The two function similarly any way.

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skyeyez9 24

I remember hearing a tidbit: Look at a person's eyelashes. What ever color they are, that is what their "downstairs" hair color is.

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redhead147 0

ur stupid. this made no sense. I know see y you mentioned ur a natural blond.. poor dumb u!

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TheWildRover 3

@180 if you are going to make fun of someone's intelligence, at least do so in coherent sentences. People are much more likely to agree with you then ;) haha

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oneleggedbeauty 0

That's when you say 'would you like a knee to your knob' on the house;)

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