Today, I went to Walmart to get some acne cream. As I approached the register, I looked in my wallet for the money. The cashier saw that I didn't have enough money, and before I could say anything, he goes, "Just take it, I've never seen anyone who needs it this much." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got in line at the grocery store. The woman in front of me looked right at me, turned to her friend, and said "That reminds me, I forgot to get acne cream." FML
Today, I was at Walmart and I asked an employee for help. She turned around with tears streaming down her face and said, “I'm kind of in the middle of an emergency right now!” FML
Today, I went to buy some makeup. As I was checking out, the cashier said, "You're going to need more than that to cover up that face." FML
Today, I went to the self-checkout line at Walmart. When I tried to pay, the cash wouldn't go in, so I stood there trying to cram money into the thing that's supposed to take your money. What I didn't realize was that there was a sign up top that said: "No Cash. Cards Only." FML
Today, my aunt and I went shopping. When we got to the store, she said she forgot her wallet, and I told her I would buy some things for her. When we were at the checkout, I was a dollar short. She said, "Oh, I'll get it!" and pulled out her wallet. FML
Today, I bought some makeup supplies at the supermarket. The cashier snorted and muttered, "Not enough in the world for you." FML
Today, a woman came up to my cash register, where I was struggling with the cash, and asked if we took cash. FML
Today, I walked two miles to the store, filled my cart with groceries, and got to the cashier… only to find I had forgotten my wallet. I tried to explain but got the nastiest stank-eye from the cashier, the manager, and everyone in line behind me. I walked two miles home, hungry and embarrassed. FML
Today, I went to the store to pick up some feminine products. As I was paying, the male cashier looked at me sympathetically and asked if it was my girlfriend's time of the month. I'm a girl and was buying them for myself. FML
Today, I had a lady come up to me in a store just to tell me how bad my acne was and what remedies I should use. I got so embarrassed, all I could say was, "OK" and, "Thank you" until she left me alone. FML
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LaughterofCorn 4
Take your glove off, slap him, and take your business elsewhere.
AaronTkr 0
lolyouhaddrunksexwithaman
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DyKy 2
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
thats not much of a fml it's more like a generous cashier...
genesisnirvana 11
OP's face is so filled with acne that the cashier risks their job just to give it to him/her.if you ask me thats an fml
AaronTkr 0
those damn cashier trolls..
DyKy 2
op could also just state "I got the worst acne you have ever seen" but instead he complains about getting something for free... I don't see how getting free stuff sucks... well but acne obviously does
yamatelle 19
OP, you should have told him "at least I can fix my acne, but there is no way in hell any type of medecine or technology can fix your ugly ass face!" and walk away. What an ass!
yamatelle 19
Or you can look at the bright side and don't say anything and just walk away with your free acne medecine.
YourEvilHero 12
I've been getting these random outbursts of acne as of late. one day nothing the next im covered =[
jackien1 6
plastic surgery?
DropTheDaggerxx 31
Free stuff is cool, but the cashier insulted OP, which is the FML. Earn one self-esteem shattering insult, get acne cream free.
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
it's alright op. everyone gets acne. I started to get it in fricken' gr. 5! but now I don't have any. see, it'll be okay :]. -dr.Phil moment.
FMMFL1992 3
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. It's just... you didn't have any money and you looked like you could really use it. I hope you accept my apology.
UnicornHunter 12
The cashier could get in serious trouble for giving free stuff. Go at the same time next week OP with really bad breath. Go to the same cashier and get free tic-tacs!
WellThatSucksMaj 0
Damn your broke and pimpliy.... Rough fyl.
juicedboi 7
Try proactive! Justin Beiber uses it so it must be good right?... The FML here is that OP didn't have enough to pay for some acne cream. Aww "poor" OP. -58 Your hair is pretty awesome. Now convince the women is Australia to follow suit, thanks.
LaughterofCorn 4
Take your glove off, slap him, and take your business elsewhere.
xlord 27
Why would you want to slap someone if they gave you free cream. I'd be offended but still...
CharlieeMurphy 0
Oh ya so you can go somewhere else and NOT have enough money and then not get it for free? Makes total sense..reject
Crlnprz 11
How do you know OP was wearing a glove? Am I missing something here?
AaronTkr 0
those damn cashier trolls.
AaronTkr 0
those damn cashier trolls.
Jvr91 8
Atleast u don't work at Walmart
pertained 12
Free cream can never be a bad thing!
Friaza 29
The man knows your pain OP!
cupcakesnpot 9
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Maybe he didnt mean it that way?
genesisnirvana 11
"Just take it! I've never see anyone who needs it that much!" Yeah. . .something tells me that he meant it that way.
cupcakesnpot 9
I wasn't being serious...
pieintheface 0
Then add a smiley
yamatelle 19
Or you can just look at the bright side and thank the cashier. With this economy, you can't get anything for free.
mikaelkarlsson 13
;D best comment
randomguy1millon_fml 0
Get told by a person who works at walmart XD
BraBrando 0
Your cat is pretty epic, but, he/she is holding the wrong game my friend.
Nosrebor 8
No, that's an awesome game. Your cat has excellent taste XD
jedielf 23
Well, at least you got to get the thing for free. That's some good/bad customer service.
RyanMacVey 17
hes obviously never met me.... if your so offended you could send it too me.... i probly need it more
CharlieeMurphy 0
Haha you're gay
RyanMacVey 17
um... no?
genesisnirvana 11
I know you're not gay, but why that username? I mean you had to know that people were going to rag on you about it.
RyanMacVey 17
THE REASON BEHIND MY USERNAME: now pay attention coz i really dont wanna have to explain again... my friends call me gayboii mostly coz of what happened one night when i got drunk at a party like a year ago... and i thought it would be a good username coz it was original and i couldnt think of anything else..... ok?
AaronTkr 0
lolyouhaddrunksexwithaman
genesisnirvana 11
Must have been one hell of a night to wake up the next day and find out that your nickname is gayboii
xlord 27
^hahahahha you are so gay ( troll face)
number0 8
Lol. You're gay, gayboii. Stop trying to hide it. If you were straight, your username would have been sonething like "i_like_tits."
TheHolyLama 0
Sooo judging from your picture, you must be a creepy perv? Jk but girls would much rather get to know someone 'gay' than someone who sounds like he's looking for hookers.
RyanMacVey 17
40 - i do like **** ): honest
TheHolyLama 0
Well duh which straight guy doesn't.
genesisnirvana 11
Not just straight guys love ****.Everyone loves a good set of **** even me.
violetdabomb 0
Wait so you got drunk at a party and possibly screwed a guy at the age of 14...? Acne is not the only thing that's wrong with you apparently.
genesisnirvana 11
65- as long as he had fun doing whatever it is that he did then there's nothing wrong with him.
BraBrando 0
54, you're totally cool, but cmon people we are going a little off topic. Back to the good stuff, who doesn't like bacon? Holy shit is that stuff awesome. I mean, I'd totally trade a nice pair of **** for a handful of bacon!
Jovecove 13
Who said anything bout him ******* a dude?
RyanMacVey 17
82 - exactly.... and fyi..... i didnt
hayleybailey888 0
you guys are so stupid! he is obviously not gay! some people just need to grow up! dang! :/
GooFy14 0
Your a flaming ****
eminemchick 19
says the guy wit the ass pic
Lizzombie 0
Random comment from you with your ass out 0.o
knights95 9
Yea he didn't **** a guy he gave him a ******** and hand job
RyanMacVey 17
i didnt give him a *******... **** off
cheer4ever96 8
Seriously guys! He isn't gay, and if he was just lay the hell off. He isn't hurting anyone. So...build a bridge and get over it or get a life!
genesisnirvana 11
96-then why the hell did they give you the name gayboii?
eminemchick 19
wait so u gave him a handjob?
RyanMacVey 17
does it even really matter?
annajane 0
Even if he was gay there is nothing wrong with it.. and I don't like bacon cuz I am a vegetarian.
genesisnirvana 11
107-no it really doesn't matter but you were the one who opened the subject up for discussion
RyanMacVey 17
it would have been so much easier to just say i was gay :/
genesisnirvana 11
Actually that would make it worse
RyanMacVey 17
at least there wouldnt be so many god damn questions
ohSNAPyall 27
Gayboii your username is not that interesting. If you're tired of people misinterpreting it, get a new account. Or if you're just tired of explaining it, ignore the comments about it. Sheesh, what a homophobe.
eminemchick 19
dude ur actually pretty hot, id **** u, but im pretty sure no ones on this thread anymore. and im a chick so chilll guys lmao
zesunflower 0
I thought it was from the hangover 2 haha
xcowboys 0
I WOULD PERFER BACON AND **** not one or the other but BOTH. just to get back on the subject.
SnailJamsss 6
you guys are ******* assholes. who cares what his name is just leave the dude alone.
crazygurlzz1 5
it prolly would have :D
je_suis_fml 11
change your name or ignore them.. smh. attention whoring with a name like that, but gets pissed all the time when asked about it. mind **** 101.
nerdgastic 4
Gay=Happy not homosexual
4ugu4 7
He is NOT gay. And I see no acne on his profile pic!! XD
areumlee 3
I like how the comment section went from acne to sexual preference.
mollyslips 13
110- you rule:-P
purrfume 0
It doesn't matter if someone's gay, bi or straight. Jeez.... It's 2011. Douches.
ky765 0
hmm u got drunk at 14 vote negative on this comment if u want but thats not the path u wanna go
ky765 0
o yes 65 as long as hes havin fun havin sex at 14 and gettin drunk at 14 hes fine
missemalythecat 0
152, hate to break it to ya, but even though that is true when someone refers to a person or thing as 'gay' most people interpret it as 'homosexual'.
nattabz 0
lol beef
ashtonkay 7
It doesn't matter if he's gay, there is nothing wrong with being gay so why judge him for it. He knows the insider that came with his name so leave him be assholes.
Tesaatje 12
ah, that sucks :(
rybaby23 8
Hey!
perdix 31
He wanted you to get the hell out of there before you added another grosteque to the People of Wal-mart site. Hey, he's got to work there!
kings1fan 6
Someones got to take one for the team!
bettyc4 26
mmmmm yummy!!!! me likes the pizza face!!!! XD