By Kaite - 03/05/2018 01:30

Today, I was working at Subway when a middle-aged lady demanded that I give her a sandwich for free. When I refused, she took out a spray bottle of water and sprayed me in the face, like a cat. FML
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Why did she think she’s entitled to free food?

Mega Firebeast 8

the hell is wrong with people lmao

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she is SO banned!

Why did she think she’s entitled to free food?

She probably thought she was "Cat" Woman... hence the sense of entitlement!!!!

Wait, what? We’re supposed to get free food? No wonder all those cashiers snicker at me when I pay. By the way, spraying people without their consent is assault.

couldn't agree with you more

Mega Firebeast 8

the hell is wrong with people lmao

Lobby_Bee 17

Maybe she misread your name.

Eh I probably would have clawed her face off. She’s going to treat me like a cat. I’m going to react like a cat.... at least that’s what my cats do.

Cats know how to use spray bottles these days? I guess I don’t watch enough YouTube!

That's when you spray her back with the mayonnaise bottle.

rety1 13

I would've called the police. tell them she assaulted you with an unknown liquid and caused you irreparable damage to your dignity and reputation within the store.

CrazyTrainWreck 19

Crazy Cat Lady strikes again