Miscellaneous: Today, I got in line at the grocery store. The woman in front...

By 918boyz - 04/02/2009 22:23 - United States

Today, I got in line at the grocery store. The woman in front of me looked right at me, turned to her friend, and said "That reminds me, I forgot to get acne cream." FML

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By Taylor D - 07/08/2011 04:40 - United States

Today, I went to Walmart to get some acne cream. As I approached the register, I looked in my wallet for the money. The cashier saw that I didn't have enough money, and before I could say anything, he goes, "Just take it, I've never seen anyone who needs it this much." FML

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By GhillieSuitsnBiscuits - 10/04/2016 20:53 - United States - Portland

Today, I had a lady come up to me in a store just to tell me how bad my acne was and what remedies I should use. I got so embarrassed, all I could say was, "OK" and, "Thank you" until she left me alone. FML

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By EpicFail - 11/01/2009 20:59 - United States

Today, a woman at the crowded mall stopped me and told me loudly that if I bought her product it would get rid of my acne. FML

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Staircase wit at the checkout

By Anonymous - 21/10/2024 16:00 - United States - Galveston

Today, while in line at the grocery store, I was going over the witty but caustic things I wish I'd said in an argument earlier. Turns out, I was saying them out loud. The cashier gave me a weird look and said, “Are you okay, ma'am?” FML

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By woopwoop - 18/04/2009 01:22 - United States

Today, while standing in line at the grocery store, I noticed that myself and the woman in front of me were wearing the same shirt. As she was about to leave, I said to her "Hey! I'm wearing that shirt!" She turned to me and replied, "Not in THIS size you aren't." FML

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By therundown - 20/07/2011 13:38 - United States

Today, while in line at a gas station, I felt something on my shoulder. I turned around only to see a woman behind me pulling the sunburnt skin off my shoulder. When I told her to stop, she yelled, hit me with her purse and ran off crying. FML

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By godzilllla - 08/08/2015 01:59 - United States - Bothell

Today, while at the local supermarket, I spotted an attractive woman packing food into a shelf. Trying to be flirty, I asked where I could find the cream cheese. Apparently, it was on the shelf right behind me. I heard her mutter "idiot" under her breath. FML

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By f my lifw - 07/04/2015 15:43 - United States - King Of Prussia

Today, I went to buy some makeup. As I was checking out, the cashier said, "You're going to need more than that to cover up that face." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2011 02:59 - United States

Today, after lifting a 20 pound box of oranges for a woman at work, she turned around to say "Your acne needs help." I still had to tell her to have a good day. FML

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By CaityLovesBo - 05/02/2012 18:49 - United States

Today, my mom went to the store. She said she was feeling generous, and had gotten everyone a little treat. My brothers each got candy and a movie. I got acne medication. FML

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Jessaly_fml 0

Monday 16 February 2009 20:51

Oh man what a bitch.

LoLoLo_fml 0

Friday 13 February 2009 4:31

"That reminds me!.. To remember to be tactful.."

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mleugim 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 10:19

hahaha well u need that XD

alpuppy 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 14:37

hahahaha

LoLoLo_fml 0

Friday 13 February 2009 4:31

"That reminds me!.. To remember to be tactful.."

glee5 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 2:38

that reminds me, I have to go on a diet bitch

hellokittywhore 0

Friday 23 July 2010 1:43

^ WIN!!!

Jessaly_fml 0

Monday 16 February 2009 20:51

Oh man what a bitch.

azraelthemongo 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 1:01

Gosh that's like a slap in the face! I feel for you man.

Durf 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 8:41

Well at least you remember as well.

my_life_sucks_17 1

Wednesday 25 March 2009 0:29

aww that's horrible! to #2 DON'T use proactive it doesn't work, will make your skin worse, and if there is the one in a million chance that it does work you will be using it for the rest of ur life cuz it has stuff that makes ur skin addicted to it... trust me i have acne and i used it... piece of crap... good luck with your acne though... antibiotics seem to work well for me :)

koolkat27 13

Tuesday 12 June 2012 7:34

Clinique is amazing though:)

could_be_funny 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 7:22

Yeah OP don't take it too hard, same problem with acne...can be a blow to the ego anyway, like #10 said, proactive worked for me for a while, and then it seemed to make it worse. If I were you I would probably go to a dermatologist and get something specifically for you, whether it be antibiotics or otherwise @10 what kind of antibiotics did you get?

twenty_fml 0

Monday 4 May 2009 7:05

Ahh, funny!

aquariusbeauty 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 2:48

You know what?? **** her. I drink decaffinated green tea each day, wash my face twice a day with cetaphil, my acne is gone. And I had reallllly bad acne. I bets your real beautiful.