By Tim - 07/08/2011 02:49 - United States

Today, I found that there is nothing worse than coming home to a snake slithering across your kitchen floor. Except when it disappears into your cabinets. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 717
You deserved it 3 356

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At least it wasn't a naked man slithering across your kitchen floor…

Snaaaaake, snaaaaaake, ohhhhh itttssss aaa snaaaaake...


At least it wasn't a naked man slithering across your kitchen floor…

kings1fan 6

I would rather see a snake than a slithering naked guy hahah

If only it was a naked girl.... Shit would go down ;)


Reminds me of my 1 inch, no one ever finds it when it slips in the cabinets.

24, wat? Wat are you talking about? Hop off ma comment!

-27 let me finish with your mom

At least it wasn't Rosie odonell slithering across your florr or in you cabinets...

thumbs this comment up

...but I love Rosie O'donnel......

AaronTkr 0

#27: it's not your comment anymore. first comment on an FML usually belongs to everyone who wants to be seen at the top.

iLikeReadingFMLs 2

-55 Three is a lot worse

I said... I'm SICK of these motherfuckin snakes inthis motherfuckin house

It was Voldemort's snake, Nagini..?

74-time to get Neville Longbottom on the job then

I know something worse...The Holocaust.

You know what's worse than a snake on your kitchen floor? The holocaust. Man that sucked.

At least it wasn't a baslisk.

Holocaust jokes are overrated, anne frankely they're a bit old.

The worst of them all is a snake slithering into your cabinets. Then it slithers onto you during sex, and then you get arrested because of the up coming Obama holocaust...

If you give a snake a cookie, it will want to stay in your cabinets.

I'm tired of these motherfuckin' snakes on my motherfuckin' floor.

eminemchick 19

thank god for epic movie

102 ~ I'm assuming inbreeding caused your comment?

juicedboi 7

It's slithering around your neighbourhood, snatching up everybody. So hide your kids, your wives, and hide your husbands!

...cuz they snakin everybody out there?

XxDancerGirlxX 17


95, those are lizards...... chinese water dragons/ water basilisks.

Snaaaaake, snaaaaaake, ohhhhh itttssss aaa snaaaaake...

NeonBlack 0


Mushroom mushroooooooommmmmmm!

AaronTkr 0

*Sigh* So… the cycle continues.

Guess I got my badger back

Kiss it and it will leave. OR better catch snakes tail. it paralizes them =D

Since when? If I catch my snake's tail it'll just turn around and bite me cause they don't like being handled there.

I caught a snake on the tail, it crapped on me

elmojoe 0

You're a retard I grab my snake by the tail every day and she still moves

maz_irken 6

I can just see your kid opening his box of cereal in the morning.

That would be a pants-******** moment if ever there was one.

kelsey_katie 17

I can totally see that happening....... ew... I'd probably shit bricks if that happened..

A real pants ******** situation is eating Indian food....

MrPositive 0

"Mommy I'm gonna have some fruit loo- WHAT THE F**K IS THIS!!!!"

When did they start putting toys in the cereal again?? " Mommy look I got a toy snake!!!"

Atleast u won't have rodents ^.^

....Or your pets...

whoisthisgirl 4

I have nothing witty to say :(

Dont worry i have a solution call this fake that should get you some attention:)

TaylorTotsYumm 10


bthomas0319 2

Who is this girl?

So then say nothing at all

eminemchick 19

nothing at all

MrPositive 0

Stupid people like you never have anything to say

Mushroom! Mushroom!

Stupid Slitherins casting spells on them muggles!

Foster the People are the best!!!

Yes they are 45! yes they are :)


IWarnedYou 0


MufMuf_fml 5

I motherfucking love you for that. and etf. :D

... Thanks 122:)

ThIS IS FUNNY because yesterday i saw a guy entering his house and then screaming when he saw a snake slithering in his kitchen and then it hide in cabinet.

blacksswan 10

Were you spying on him? Creep.

blacksswan 10

Hid not hide.