By Tim - 07/08/2011 02:49 - United States

Today, I found that there is nothing worse than coming home to a snake slithering across your kitchen floor. Except when it disappears into your cabinets. FML
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slitherbomb 0

At least it wasn't a naked man slithering across your kitchen floor…

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cbaidchris 6

Snaaaaake, snaaaaaake, ohhhhh itttssss aaa snaaaaake...

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slitherbomb 0

At least it wasn't a naked man slithering across your kitchen floor…

128 4
kings1fan 6

I would rather see a snake than a slithering naked guy hahah

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pickles1994 18

If only it was a naked girl.... Shit would go down ;)

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Iamnotmyself 17

Reminds me of my 1 inch, no one ever finds it when it slips in the cabinets.

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slitherbomb 0

24, wat? Wat are you talking about? Hop off ma comment!

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heyguysitsjosh 8

At least it wasn't Rosie odonell slithering across your florr or in you cabinets...

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AaronTkr 0

#27: it's not your comment anymore. first comment on an FML usually belongs to everyone who wants to be seen at the top.

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iLikeReadingFMLs 2

-55 Three is a lot worse

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thanks_asshole 2

I said... I'm SICK of these motherfuckin snakes inthis motherfuckin house

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genesisnirvana 11

74-time to get Neville Longbottom on the job then

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luvtheknot 6

I know something worse...The Holocaust.

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schpanki 11

You know what's worse than a snake on your kitchen floor? The holocaust. Man that sucked.

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hyperdrive 4

Holocaust jokes are overrated, anne frankely they're a bit old.

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ThEKID96 4

The worst of them all is a snake slithering into your cabinets. Then it slithers onto you during sex, and then you get arrested because of the up coming Obama holocaust...

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MannUP 1

If you give a snake a cookie, it will want to stay in your cabinets.

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cdninf 4

I'm tired of these motherfuckin' snakes on my motherfuckin' floor.

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eminemchick 19

thank god for epic movie

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rabbittboi 18

102 ~ I'm assuming inbreeding caused your comment?

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juicedboi 7

It's slithering around your neighbourhood, snatching up everybody. So hide your kids, your wives, and hide your husbands!

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ohSNAPyall 26

...cuz they snakin everybody out there?

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disconinja924 5

95, those are lizards...... chinese water dragons/ water basilisks.

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cbaidchris 6

Snaaaaake, snaaaaaake, ohhhhh itttssss aaa snaaaaake...

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NeonBlack 0

BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER

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AaronTkr 0

*Sigh* So… the cycle continues.

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GamerMaster2041 12

Kiss it and it will leave. OR better catch snakes tail. it paralizes them =D

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Isoldael 27

Since when? If I catch my snake's tail it'll just turn around and bite me cause they don't like being handled there.

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pieintheface 0

I caught a snake on the tail, it crapped on me

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elmojoe 0

You're a retard I grab my snake by the tail every day and she still moves

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maz_irken 6

I can just see your kid opening his box of cereal in the morning.

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hiyourcute 0

That would be a pants-******** moment if ever there was one.

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kelsey_katie 17

I can totally see that happening....... ew... I'd probably shit bricks if that happened..

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slitherbomb 0

A real pants ******** situation is eating Indian food....

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MrPositive 0

"Mommy I'm gonna have some fruit loo- WHAT THE F**K IS THIS!!!!"

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LordGoober 13

When did they start putting toys in the cereal again?? " Mommy look I got a toy snake!!!"

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whoisthisgirl 4

I have nothing witty to say :(

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Amrel 10

Dont worry i have a solution call this fake that should get you some attention:)

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

FAKE AND GAY.

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bthomas0319 2

Who is this girl?

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MrPositive 0

Stupid people like you never have anything to say

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hiyourcute 0

MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING HOUSE!

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MufMuf_fml 5

I motherfucking love you for that. and etf. :D

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GamerMaster2041 12

ThIS IS FUNNY because yesterday i saw a guy entering his house and then screaming when he saw a snake slithering in his kitchen and then it hide in cabinet.

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blacksswan 10

Were you spying on him? Creep.

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