Health, Shopping and Acne: Spotted - FML

Spotted

By Taylor D - 07/08/2011 04:40 - United States

Today, I went to Walmart to get some acne cream. As I approached the register, I looked in my wallet for the money. The cashier saw that I didn't have enough money, and before I could say anything, he goes, "Just take it, I've never seen anyone who needs it this much." FML

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By 918boyz - 04/02/2009 22:23 - United States

Today, I got in line at the grocery store. The woman in front of me looked right at me, turned to her friend, and said "That reminds me, I forgot to get acne cream." FML

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Freaked out

By bby - 16/02/2022 14:00

Today, I was at Walmart and I asked an employee for help. She turned around with tears streaming down her face and said, “I'm kind of in the middle of an emergency right now!” FML

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By f my lifw - 07/04/2015 15:43 - United States - King Of Prussia

Today, I went to buy some makeup. As I was checking out, the cashier said, "You're going to need more than that to cover up that face." FML

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By I hate Walmart???? - 24/02/2014 09:36 - United States - Greensboro

Today, I went to the self-checkout line at Walmart. When I tried to pay, the cash wouldn't go in, so I stood there trying to cram money into the thing that's supposed to take your money. What I didn't realize was that there was a sign up top that said: "No Cash. Cards Only." FML

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Scammers gonna scam

By sarahwittman - 13/06/2011 22:29 - United States

Today, my aunt and I went shopping. When we got to the store, she said she forgot her wallet, and I told her I would buy some things for her. When we were at the checkout, I was a dollar short. She said, "Oh, I'll get it!" and pulled out her wallet. FML

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By foreversingle - 30/06/2013 18:09 - Netherlands - Helmond

Today, I bought some makeup supplies at the supermarket. The cashier snorted and muttered, "Not enough in the world for you." FML

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By ghgfd - 06/03/2013 14:53 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I went to the store to pick up some feminine products. As I was paying, the male cashier looked at me sympathetically and asked if it was my girlfriend's time of the month. I'm a girl and was buying them for myself. FML

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By GhillieSuitsnBiscuits - 10/04/2016 20:53 - United States - Portland

Today, I had a lady come up to me in a store just to tell me how bad my acne was and what remedies I should use. I got so embarrassed, all I could say was, "OK" and, "Thank you" until she left me alone. FML

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By random0605 - 29/09/2011 05:01 - United States

Today, the clerk at Walmart asked me if the stretch mark cream I was buying was for my wife. I wish I could've said yes. FML

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By IamHM - 24/10/2015 18:04 - United States

Today, I walked 2 miles to the store, filled my cart with groceries, and got to the cashier only to find I had forgotten my wallet. I tried to explain but got the nastiest stank-eye from the cashier, the manager and everyone in line behind me. I walked 2 miles home, hungry and embarrassed. FML

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LaughterofCorn 4

Sunday 7 August 2011 12:12

Take your glove off, slap him, and take your business elsewhere.

AaronTkr 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 12:46

lolyouhaddrunksexwithaman

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victo890 11

Monday 8 August 2011 6:20

That suck !

katt_is_here 24

Monday 8 August 2011 6:41

Acne sucks. D:

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Monday 8 August 2011 7:01

Ooo the cashier could get fired for that. But kudos to you for getting something free from Walmart!

vickill 0

Monday 8 August 2011 7:15

Lmao that's effed up.

annieg1984 0

Monday 8 August 2011 8:14

That's so mean: /

enigma18 0

Monday 8 August 2011 8:24

What an idiot, that was rude to say.. I'm sorry you didn't deserve it.

lovelyxx 0

Monday 8 August 2011 11:04

That is so sad! I know exactly what your going through :(

squanmonster 8

Monday 8 August 2011 15:19

At least it's free

orangefuzzball 0

Monday 8 August 2011 19:30

I'd say win.

xocutexofunnyxo 5

Tuesday 9 August 2011 1:06

Free Cream!!!!!!

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