By Jake Whitte - 06/06/2011 13:50 - United States
I agree, your life sucks
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You deserved it
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Hi, just your friendly neighbourhood assassin here. Move along.
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Checking you out
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The rules are the rules
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I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Up and coming moderator
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Perfectionist
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I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Consolation prize
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The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
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The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
My diary is a collector's item
There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
Tell us what happened next
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
50 favorites
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Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Tweet, tweet
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YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
One more and it's business time
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