Health, Shopping and Acne: Spotted

Spotted

By Taylor D - 07/08/2011 04:40 - United States

Today, I went to Walmart to get some acne cream. As I approached the register, I looked in my wallet for the money. The cashier saw that I didn't have enough money, and before I could say anything, he goes, "Just take it, I've never seen anyone who needs it this much." FML

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By 918boyz - 04/02/2009 22:23 - United States

Today, I got in line at the grocery store. The woman in front of me looked right at me, turned to her friend, and said "That reminds me, I forgot to get acne cream." FML

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Freaked out

By bby - 16/02/2022 14:00

Today, I was at Walmart and I asked an employee for help. She turned around with tears streaming down her face and said, “I'm kind of in the middle of an emergency right now!” FML

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By f my lifw - 07/04/2015 15:43 - United States - King Of Prussia

Today, I went to buy some makeup. As I was checking out, the cashier said, "You're going to need more than that to cover up that face." FML

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By I hate Walmart???? - 24/02/2014 09:36 - United States - Greensboro

Today, I went to the self-checkout line at Walmart. When I tried to pay, the cash wouldn't go in, so I stood there trying to cram money into the thing that's supposed to take your money. What I didn't realize was that there was a sign up top that said: "No Cash. Cards Only." FML

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Scammers gonna scam

By sarahwittman - 13/06/2011 22:29 - United States

Today, my aunt and I went shopping. When we got to the store, she said she forgot her wallet, and I told her I would buy some things for her. When we were at the checkout, I was a dollar short. She said, "Oh, I'll get it!" and pulled out her wallet. FML

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By foreversingle - 30/06/2013 18:09 - Netherlands - Helmond

Today, I bought some makeup supplies at the supermarket. The cashier snorted and muttered, "Not enough in the world for you." FML

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By ghgfd - 06/03/2013 14:53 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I went to the store to pick up some feminine products. As I was paying, the male cashier looked at me sympathetically and asked if it was my girlfriend's time of the month. I'm a girl and was buying them for myself. FML

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By GhillieSuitsnBiscuits - 10/04/2016 20:53 - United States - Portland

Today, I had a lady come up to me in a store just to tell me how bad my acne was and what remedies I should use. I got so embarrassed, all I could say was, "OK" and, "Thank you" until she left me alone. FML

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By random0605 - 29/09/2011 05:01 - United States

Today, the clerk at Walmart asked me if the stretch mark cream I was buying was for my wife. I wish I could've said yes. FML

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By IamHM - 24/10/2015 18:04 - United States

Today, I walked 2 miles to the store, filled my cart with groceries, and got to the cashier only to find I had forgotten my wallet. I tried to explain but got the nastiest stank-eye from the cashier, the manager and everyone in line behind me. I walked 2 miles home, hungry and embarrassed. FML

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LaughterofCorn 4

Sunday 7 August 2011 12:12

Take your glove off, slap him, and take your business elsewhere.

AaronTkr 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 12:46

lolyouhaddrunksexwithaman

Comments

Sweet_Testicles 7

Sunday 7 August 2011 21:15

Same =/

TyraaChichester 2

Sunday 7 August 2011 21:42

That's rude :/ .. Well at least u got it for free

ihatemekay 6

Sunday 7 August 2011 21:43

Not much of an FML...The cashier was generous that's all.

Camilleee_fml 7

Sunday 7 August 2011 22:46

Well, now you can clear your skin! (:

gymnstemily92 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 22:53

Wow he's a jerk! At least u got it for free! Haha lol

FLAMERSLAYER 5

Sunday 7 August 2011 22:55

you got owned by a cashier

ifrigginheartyou 8

Monday 8 August 2011 0:34

its called a wash cloth and soap every night before you go to bed(: wet the cloth with hot water and put the cloth on your face to open the poors then put acne wash on your face (the best is clearasile) then wash the soap off your face with COLD water to close the poors then finish it off with the acne cream(; best crean is ZAP ZIT(:

blair_x 12

Monday 8 August 2011 2:44

It's called having permanent acne scars/red marks left over from other dead pimples from years past. Those take AGES to go away/fade, if you're lucky. No cream or mask or wash in a store will ever take them away. They might reduce it slightly, but it'll still be there. It's a ******* living hell to have your face be a graveyard of pimples, and what's more, those of us who have them are relentlessly teased for it, for not being naturally clear-skinned and beautiful. Not all of us have such treatable, mild cases of acne.

divadevon 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 1:18

Thank you! My thoughts exactly, and I'm glad someone else explained it to this little girl because I'm exhausted from reading her post!

ghnatliker 0

Monday 8 August 2011 0:48

Ohmygodd seriously .? Leave him the -bluck- alone. -tamn- he didn't "open it up for discussion"? && even if he did so the -bluck- whaat? Anddd .? && nothing leave him the -bluck- alone. It's like your standing on hiis diqq Baack off. Your being the gay one here. Get off his jock bro, like -dihtt- giive em' Somme spaace to take a shiktt. Stop sitting around saying he's a "gayyboii" your the gaay one trying to maake him look bad. You don't even -bluckiing- know the kidd. Back the -bluck- off. Stop plaaying wiith his diqq. Go plaay wiith someone else's You enjoy thaat.