Today, I went to Walmart to get some acne cream. As I approached the register, I looked in my wallet for the money. The cashier saw that I didn't have enough money, and before I could say anything, he goes, "Just take it, I've never seen anyone who needs it this much." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got in line at the grocery store. The woman in front of me looked right at me, turned to her friend, and said "That reminds me, I forgot to get acne cream." FML
Today, I was at Walmart and I asked an employee for help. She turned around with tears streaming down her face and said, “I'm kind of in the middle of an emergency right now!” FML
Today, I went to buy some makeup. As I was checking out, the cashier said, "You're going to need more than that to cover up that face." FML
Today, I went to the self-checkout line at Walmart. When I tried to pay, the cash wouldn't go in, so I stood there trying to cram money into the thing that's supposed to take your money. What I didn't realize was that there was a sign up top that said: "No Cash. Cards Only." FML
Today, my aunt and I went shopping. When we got to the store, she said she forgot her wallet, and I told her I would buy some things for her. When we were at the checkout, I was a dollar short. She said, "Oh, I'll get it!" and pulled out her wallet. FML
Today, I bought some makeup supplies at the supermarket. The cashier snorted and muttered, "Not enough in the world for you." FML
Today, a woman came up to my cash register, where I was struggling with the cash, and asked if we took cash. FML
Today, I walked two miles to the store, filled my cart with groceries, and got to the cashier… only to find I had forgotten my wallet. I tried to explain but got the nastiest stank-eye from the cashier, the manager, and everyone in line behind me. I walked two miles home, hungry and embarrassed. FML
Today, I went to the store to pick up some feminine products. As I was paying, the male cashier looked at me sympathetically and asked if it was my girlfriend's time of the month. I'm a girl and was buying them for myself. FML
Today, I had a lady come up to me in a store just to tell me how bad my acne was and what remedies I should use. I got so embarrassed, all I could say was, "OK" and, "Thank you" until she left me alone. FML
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LaughterofCorn 4
Take your glove off, slap him, and take your business elsewhere.
AaronTkr 0
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Comments (183)
reaperwell 6
welcome to walmart get your shit and ge out! lol i guess you needed it op, but you cant complain to much you got it for free right?
perdix 31
Jeff Dunham fan, eh?
reaperwell 6
nah not really
TheRealHouse 7
Don't you mean Jefafa.. DUNNhaaaahhhmmm
perdix 31
Then, it's a coincidence. I just saw a part of one of his shows and his grumpy, old man doll, Walter, said what you did, verbatim.
lhasselb 0
Employees at Walmart have been saying that for many years. :P it's very true tho.
Jacobt24 19
Just proves nothing in life is free. Sure you didn't pay for it with money, but it still came at a cost. Your pimples.
perdix 31
Too ugly to be at Wal-Mart ... yikes!
canzonetta 16
Well it IS nice of him, in a way!
sexxme 9
Well I mean you did get free cream. And if you continue to use it, I'm sure your acne will clear up too! So with a positive outlook, this is a win-win situation.
duckman9 55
She did lose something: her dignity. I think that's a lot more important than stupid acne.
ohSNAPyall 27
It's amazing how many people think it's fine to be rude to someone over $6.
sexxme 9
This is true, but I was trying to be positive. I'm sure while looking at the situation negatively, my comment would be way different.
catnip1997 0
at least you weren't buying sun glasses
VeraJK 16
WTF?
MwahFMLS 6
Well at least you got it for free..
pieintheface 0
At least you weren't buying a noose...
neongurl98 10
Some people R so rude now!!!
YummieYogurt 0
Maybe you should wash your face more?
sxe_beast 11
Washing your face doesn't always help. If the OP has really, really bad acne then they should see a dermatologist, not walmart. Retinols, accutane, antibiotics, etc. :D
ryanst 7
There's also doctor's prescription that you don't ingest, if you're afraid of side effects of drugs like accutane. Washing your face doesn't help severe cases of acne unless you also drink lots of water and eat healthy.
sxe_beast 11
That's why I suggested Retinoids :D! My older brother used Retin-A in addition to an oral antibiotic and his face was clear in a few months.