Today, I went to Walmart to get some acne cream. As I approached the register, I looked in my wallet for the money. The cashier saw that I didn't have enough money, and before I could say anything, he goes, "Just take it, I've never seen anyone who needs it this much." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got in line at the grocery store. The woman in front of me looked right at me, turned to her friend, and said "That reminds me, I forgot to get acne cream." FML
Today, I was at Walmart and I asked an employee for help. She turned around with tears streaming down her face and said, “I'm kind of in the middle of an emergency right now!” FML
Today, I went to buy some makeup. As I was checking out, the cashier said, "You're going to need more than that to cover up that face." FML
Today, I went to the self-checkout line at Walmart. When I tried to pay, the cash wouldn't go in, so I stood there trying to cram money into the thing that's supposed to take your money. What I didn't realize was that there was a sign up top that said: "No Cash. Cards Only." FML
Today, my aunt and I went shopping. When we got to the store, she said she forgot her wallet, and I told her I would buy some things for her. When we were at the checkout, I was a dollar short. She said, "Oh, I'll get it!" and pulled out her wallet. FML
Today, I bought some makeup supplies at the supermarket. The cashier snorted and muttered, "Not enough in the world for you." FML
Today, a woman came up to my cash register, where I was struggling with the cash, and asked if we took cash. FML
Today, I walked two miles to the store, filled my cart with groceries, and got to the cashier… only to find I had forgotten my wallet. I tried to explain but got the nastiest stank-eye from the cashier, the manager, and everyone in line behind me. I walked two miles home, hungry and embarrassed. FML
Today, I went to the store to pick up some feminine products. As I was paying, the male cashier looked at me sympathetically and asked if it was my girlfriend's time of the month. I'm a girl and was buying them for myself. FML
Today, I had a lady come up to me in a store just to tell me how bad my acne was and what remedies I should use. I got so embarrassed, all I could say was, "OK" and, "Thank you" until she left me alone. FML
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LaughterofCorn 4
Take your glove off, slap him, and take your business elsewhere.
AaronTkr 0
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Comments (183)
catslovebeer 6
well at lease you got free stuff!
meganseesstars 9
its an fml bc op was insulted on top of already having terrible acne! talk about a self esteem shatterer
Chrispayne 4
Just let management know he is giving stuff away. probably not the first person. People like that cashier is why everyone has to pay more.
FudgeInMyLife 3
Acne sucks. I'm sorry to hear you've got it bad. I had it really bad at 15 and got laser therapy ad took medicine to get rid of it cuz it lowered my ego.
iloooovemylife 7
Acne sucks thanks god I never had it !! But fyl life dude. !!!
bc4025567575 3
LMAO! Yikes!
bc4025567575 3
BTW, Dayum... you must have brale on your face if he just gave it to you. Your life sucks.
Offensive_fml 4
What's wrong with free stuff?
LuhDemDinosaurz 6
Wow. You should of said "oh really. You don't own a mirror?"
Wynthos 2
I guess SOME people don't appreciate free swag.