Health, Shopping and Acne: Spotted

Spotted

By Taylor D - 07/08/2011 04:40 - United States

Today, I went to Walmart to get some acne cream. As I approached the register, I looked in my wallet for the money. The cashier saw that I didn't have enough money, and before I could say anything, he goes, "Just take it, I've never seen anyone who needs it this much." FML

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By 918boyz - 04/02/2009 22:23 - United States

Today, I got in line at the grocery store. The woman in front of me looked right at me, turned to her friend, and said "That reminds me, I forgot to get acne cream." FML

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Freaked out

By bby - 16/02/2022 14:00

Today, I was at Walmart and I asked an employee for help. She turned around with tears streaming down her face and said, “I'm kind of in the middle of an emergency right now!” FML

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By f my lifw - 07/04/2015 15:43 - United States - King Of Prussia

Today, I went to buy some makeup. As I was checking out, the cashier said, "You're going to need more than that to cover up that face." FML

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By I hate Walmart???? - 24/02/2014 09:36 - United States - Greensboro

Today, I went to the self-checkout line at Walmart. When I tried to pay, the cash wouldn't go in, so I stood there trying to cram money into the thing that's supposed to take your money. What I didn't realize was that there was a sign up top that said: "No Cash. Cards Only." FML

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Scammers gonna scam

By sarahwittman - 13/06/2011 22:29 - United States

Today, my aunt and I went shopping. When we got to the store, she said she forgot her wallet, and I told her I would buy some things for her. When we were at the checkout, I was a dollar short. She said, "Oh, I'll get it!" and pulled out her wallet. FML

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By foreversingle - 30/06/2013 18:09 - Netherlands - Helmond

Today, I bought some makeup supplies at the supermarket. The cashier snorted and muttered, "Not enough in the world for you." FML

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By ghgfd - 06/03/2013 14:53 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I went to the store to pick up some feminine products. As I was paying, the male cashier looked at me sympathetically and asked if it was my girlfriend's time of the month. I'm a girl and was buying them for myself. FML

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By GhillieSuitsnBiscuits - 10/04/2016 20:53 - United States - Portland

Today, I had a lady come up to me in a store just to tell me how bad my acne was and what remedies I should use. I got so embarrassed, all I could say was, "OK" and, "Thank you" until she left me alone. FML

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By random0605 - 29/09/2011 05:01 - United States

Today, the clerk at Walmart asked me if the stretch mark cream I was buying was for my wife. I wish I could've said yes. FML

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By IamHM - 24/10/2015 18:04 - United States

Today, I walked 2 miles to the store, filled my cart with groceries, and got to the cashier only to find I had forgotten my wallet. I tried to explain but got the nastiest stank-eye from the cashier, the manager and everyone in line behind me. I walked 2 miles home, hungry and embarrassed. FML

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LaughterofCorn 4

Sunday 7 August 2011 12:12

Take your glove off, slap him, and take your business elsewhere.

AaronTkr 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 12:46

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Comments

Enslaved 36

Sunday 7 August 2011 15:14

So much better than him offering you his free semen.

mondayna 3

Sunday 7 August 2011 15:18

you better not take it. that would be very low of you man :/

123jade456 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 15:22

look on the bright side! you got a discount

Mxpxdude189 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 15:32

they were just trying to help...

chell1894 13

Sunday 7 August 2011 16:18

Yo, this is a deff fml. Not only is acne ugly it's painful! Cashier may have been generous but if his acne is that bad... it's an fml

dtonkinson 1

Sunday 7 August 2011 16:25

That's rude of the cashier but maybe they've dealt with acne and he symathized with you. Try looking online for sulfur soap. It works better than anything I've ever used!

Taypurade 6

Sunday 7 August 2011 16:35

You got free stuff. Doesn't matter if you needed it or not, he was trying to help D:

drewski50 6

Sunday 7 August 2011 16:43

ouch... that's brutal

Egnar 19

Sunday 7 August 2011 17:25

You were buying the cream because you were already aware that you needed it and you got it for free. I don't see why the cashiers observation that you were obviously suffering from Acne [John Madden style] was really such a shock.