Bored stiff

By RJB - 29/07/2011 02:48 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I got so bored, I made a "to do" list for the week in my head. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 060
You deserved it 12 592

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rd_404 0

1. Not Him

cicpjaky 6

list: 1. buy BIG vibrator. 2. get a BF that performs better. 3. get milk and eggs


PushMyButtons 5

things to do: 1. find a way to spice up sex life. pronto.

sandi315 0


I wonder what was on this "to do" list...

Son_of_Helghan 0

Correction, Thing to do: 1. Find new boyfriend.

Who do you plan on doing?


why's it always the guy, it could be like tossing a hot dog down a hallway.

Damn, That was removed fast! Wonder what it was...

Andrew1122 0

*writes to do list on Bf's leg while giving a BJ*

lmao. that's funny.

You should talk with ur boyfriend about this and learn how to spice ur sex relation

am I in the list? (:

Why do people assume it's the guy's fault? Maybe OP was just lying there. Either way I think OP deserves it. For not talking to her BF, or for not being better than a blow up doll.

SarahMae2014 10

Haha that's funny !

I agree with people like 128. it's NOT always the guys fault. my ex was one of those girls that just laid there the whole time and left everything up to me. sounds great, aside from the fact that it makes for a horrible sex life.

nunsrtight69 0

50-Hahahaha win

samisabeezy 0


it's not his small penis, it's her large uterus

wordoron 1

OP's a *****, no wonder why she can't feel shit

This is definately a YDI. Rather than trying to fix the problem, or even make the bf aware that something is wrong she just laids there, bored enough to think up a to do list

173 Since when does the penis go into the uterus?

TheChampagneBoi 5

Since ppl skipped sex ed

Not her boyfriend.

elite_stoner 0

beiberslayer... you made me lmao :D

lawl .....................................................

rd_404 0

1. Not Him

SayItNicely 0

I was the first of many many thumbs up

eminemchick 19

7 cool bro.

Things sort of backfired.

AaronTkr 0

7. i was the first of many thumbs down.

anotherNERD12560 0

I was the first of many to thumbs down

kathy2013 1

first!! yay!

bassoonist527 0

Or third

SayItNicely 0

I was the first of many many thumbs down

BelleBelle_fml 11

And it sucked.

I'll say, this got more thumbs down yet more comments.

iloveeyouuxD 9


what was on the to do list

saraheve1188 5

how did you write down the list?

1. Make a sammich 2. Refer to 1

correction: WHO was on the list?

haha He was obvs not on the list

nikkilorenz7 5

to do list: don't have sex with boyfriend teach boyfriend how to have sex

Hiimhaileypotter 52

244- how can she teach her boyfriend how to have sex if she's not having sex with him???

iloveeyouuxD 9

Haha I actually giggled at this lol

asoptavlo14 6

and the first of many thumbs down.

iloveeyouuxD 9

Haha I actually giggled at this lol

DeadSorrow 3


your pathetic. you should have been born with a tighter ******.

I bet that's what you say about the girls you get with to make yourself feel better. stop kidding yourself you're tiny.

actualy i cut my penis off, and sewed it to my left calf. big man.

u must be a boring lay to were he doesnt even bother trying new stuff with u :/

VictorianBabe 8

that's SO not right

VictorianBabe 8

that's SO not right

ifailplzinsultme 0

Yeah she may be laying there like a ragdoll. If so YDI, but if you are getting into it and not just laying there, FYL.

what with his sperm?