Bored stiff

By RJB - 29/07/2011 02:48 - United States

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Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I got so bored, I made a "to do" list for the week in my head. FML
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cicpjaky 6

list: 1. buy BIG vibrator. 2. get a BF that performs better. 3. get milk and eggs

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PushMyButtons 5

things to do: 1. find a way to spice up sex life. pronto.

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eeppiicc 8

I wonder what was on this "to do" list...

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Son_of_Helghan 0

Correction, Thing to do: 1. Find new boyfriend.

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BIEBERSLAYER 10

why's it always the guy, it could be like tossing a hot dog down a hallway.

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CanWeMicrowaveIt 11

Damn, That was removed fast! Wonder what it was...

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Andrew1122 0

*writes to do list on Bf's leg while giving a BJ*

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Mr_Saikaly 35

You should talk with ur boyfriend about this and learn how to spice ur sex relation

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wolflover44 5

Why do people assume it's the guy's fault? Maybe OP was just lying there. Either way I think OP deserves it. For not talking to her BF, or for not being better than a blow up doll.

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SarahMae2014 10

Haha that's funny !

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Drigr 9

I agree with people like 128. it's NOT always the guys fault. my ex was one of those girls that just laid there the whole time and left everything up to me. sounds great, aside from the fact that it makes for a horrible sex life.

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nunsrtight69 0

50-Hahahaha win

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aussie_gemini 5

it's not his small penis, it's her large uterus

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wordoron 1

OP's a *****, no wonder why she can't feel shit

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pink_raindrops 26

This is definately a YDI. Rather than trying to fix the problem, or even make the bf aware that something is wrong she just laids there, bored enough to think up a to do list

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pink_raindrops 26

173 Since when does the penis go into the uterus?

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TheChampagneBoi 5

Since ppl skipped sex ed

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elite_stoner 0

beiberslayer... you made me lmao :D

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Gonzaga16 7

lawl .....................................................

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SayItNicely 0

I was the first of many many thumbs up

AaronTkr 0

7. i was the first of many thumbs down.

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anotherNERD12560 0

I was the first of many to thumbs down

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saraheve1188 5

how did you write down the list?

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nikkilorenz7 5

to do list: don't have sex with boyfriend teach boyfriend how to have sex

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

244- how can she teach her boyfriend how to have sex if she's not having sex with him???

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iloveeyouuxD 9

Haha I actually giggled at this lol

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asoptavlo14 6

and the first of many thumbs down.

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iloveeyouuxD 9

Haha I actually giggled at this lol

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KoRnLeader 0

your pathetic. you should have been born with a tighter ******.

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leearm104 4

I bet that's what you say about the girls you get with to make yourself feel better. stop kidding yourself you're tiny.

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KoRnLeader 0

actualy i cut my penis off, and sewed it to my left calf. big man.

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chrs 0

u must be a boring lay to were he doesnt even bother trying new stuff with u :/

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VictorianBabe 8

that's SO not right

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VictorianBabe 8

that's SO not right

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ifailplzinsultme 0

Yeah she may be laying there like a ragdoll. If so YDI, but if you are getting into it and not just laying there, FYL.

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