RJB
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Bored stiff
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I got so bored, I made a "to do" list for the week in my head. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anon
🌶️ Spicy
Time to shop
Today, I made my whole grocery list out in my head. While having sex with my fiancee. FML
darthmilfious
France 🌶️ Spicy
Actor's Studio
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML
Fml
Lynn, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex; I know that some women are great multitaskers, but I'm guessing it was a bad sign when she started to go over the shopping list. FML
notsogood
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Snoozefest
Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML
Bruja5
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I thought about my boyfriend and all the things we used to do together years ago. Today, I also spent the day doing my now husband's laundry and watching him sit on the couch with his hand inside his underwear. FML
fml1977
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Honest
Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
what the fuck babe
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Not my bucket list
Today, my boyfriend showed me his bucket list. Normal bucket lists are beautiful, full of sweet things like, "See Paris with my wife" or, "Learn to play the piano". His was all childish destructive bullshit like, "Throw dynamite out of a car window" or, "Get my ass eaten out." FML
LittleRed
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Mind games
Today, I got more turned on by the idea of sex with my boyfriend than actually doing it. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Bored
Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend felt the need to ask me if I could get my ladder and clean the ceiling, because it looked dusty with a spiderweb in the corner. I didn’t realise I was so boring in bed that she had the time to examine the ceiling and plan my chore list. FML
EpicBunBun
🌶️ Spicy
Man City
Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, I thought he went to change the music on his phone. He'd actually stopped mid-action just to check sports scores. FML
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rd_404 0
1. Not Him
cicpjaky 6
list: 1. buy BIG vibrator. 2. get a BF that performs better. 3. get milk and eggs
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Comments (278)
echogekko 7
Taka taka taka
PushMyButtons 5
things to do: 1. find a way to spice up sex life. pronto.
sandi315 0
hjjjjvh
eeppiicc 8
I wonder what was on this "to do" list...
Son_of_Helghan 0
Correction, Thing to do: 1. Find new boyfriend.
echogekko 7
Pickles.
echogekko 7
Who do you plan on doing?
BIEBERSLAYER 10
why's it always the guy, it could be like tossing a hot dog down a hallway.
bhawks8188 0
Vibrator?
CanWeMicrowaveIt 11
Damn, That was removed fast! Wonder what it was...
Andrew1122 0
*writes to do list on Bf's leg while giving a BJ*
guse72 1
lmao. that's funny.
Mr_Saikaly 35
You should talk with ur boyfriend about this and learn how to spice ur sex relation
zekecastro 0
am I in the list? (:
wolflover44 5
Why do people assume it's the guy's fault? Maybe OP was just lying there. Either way I think OP deserves it. For not talking to her BF, or for not being better than a blow up doll.
SarahMae2014 10
Haha that's funny !
Drigr 9
I agree with people like 128. it's NOT always the guys fault. my ex was one of those girls that just laid there the whole time and left everything up to me. sounds great, aside from the fact that it makes for a horrible sex life.
nunsrtight69 0
50-Hahahaha win
samisabeezy 0
Nooo.
aussie_gemini 5
it's not his small penis, it's her large uterus
wordoron 1
OP's a *****, no wonder why she can't feel shit
pink_raindrops 26
This is definately a YDI. Rather than trying to fix the problem, or even make the bf aware that something is wrong she just laids there, bored enough to think up a to do list
pink_raindrops 26
173 Since when does the penis go into the uterus?
TheChampagneBoi 5
Since ppl skipped sex ed
JuiiceBoxxJoshh 0
Not her boyfriend.
elite_stoner 0
beiberslayer... you made me lmao :D
Gonzaga16 7
lawl .....................................................
rd_404 0
1. Not Him
SayItNicely 0
I was the first of many many thumbs up
eminemchick 19
7 cool bro.
echogekko 7
Things sort of backfired.
AaronTkr 0
7. i was the first of many thumbs down.
anotherNERD12560 0
I was the first of many to thumbs down
claricebeasley 0
HAHAHAHA
kathy2013 1
first!! yay!
bassoonist527 0
Or third
SayItNicely 0
I was the first of many many thumbs down
acccccccc 1
congrats! :P
echogekko 7
I am.
BelleBelle_fml 11
And it sucked.
echogekko 7
I'll say, this got more thumbs down yet more comments.
iloveeyouuxD 9
3rd.
canucks92 0
what was on the to do list
gamercanadian 11
I love the Canucks
echogekko 7
Pickles.
saraheve1188 5
how did you write down the list?
MicMic_fml 7
1. Make a sammich 2. Refer to 1
zukinihudini 0
correction: WHO was on the list?
castrosabeast 7
Canucks suck
Countrygirl5 8
haha He was obvs not on the list
wonderface 0
your mom
nikkilorenz7 5
to do list: don't have sex with boyfriend teach boyfriend how to have sex
Hiimhaileypotter 53
244- how can she teach her boyfriend how to have sex if she's not having sex with him???
iloveeyouuxD 9
Haha I actually giggled at this lol
asoptavlo14 6
and the first of many thumbs down.
iloveeyouuxD 9
Haha I actually giggled at this lol
DeadSorrow 3
XD
KoRnLeader 0
your pathetic. you should have been born with a tighter ******.
leearm104 4
I bet that's what you say about the girls you get with to make yourself feel better. stop kidding yourself you're tiny.
KoRnLeader 0
actualy i cut my penis off, and sewed it to my left calf. big man.
chrs 0
u must be a boring lay to were he doesnt even bother trying new stuff with u :/
VictorianBabe 8
that's SO not right
VictorianBabe 8
that's SO not right
ifailplzinsultme 0
Yeah she may be laying there like a ragdoll. If so YDI, but if you are getting into it and not just laying there, FYL.
evillittleme 5
what with his sperm?