Bored stiff

By RJB - 29/07/2011 02:48 - United States

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Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I got so bored, I made a "to do" list for the week in my head. FML
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cicpjaky 6

list: 1. buy BIG vibrator. 2. get a BF that performs better. 3. get milk and eggs

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Comments

outty840 2

well you should get on top and show him how to do it !! instead of being a shitty lay and just laying there

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xbella 8

LIE! how would she do that?? what? she memorized it? cause I don't think she was writing while he was hitting, cause if so, then FHL for having an insensitive gf.

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ILoveEmoes 9

Because surely you couldn't take any responsibility for your own enjoyment. That would be his job and his alone. Can he not please you by pure instinct he must be a sexual retard with a small penis.

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bigmanj28 0

Today, my girlfriend made a to-do list. While having sex. FML

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disturbedDRAGON6 4

You should try giving him some guidance, maybe his ex-gf went nuts over what he is doing but it does nothing for you, tell him what you like.

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Give_Linux_A_Go 28

I guess that list won't have your boyfriend on it anymore...

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Vaginabutter 15

did you put a paper bag on his head which made him pass out?

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axgirl89 5

just because the sex is boring doesn't mean she wasn't trying with him. sometimes a woman just isn't feeling it and goes along anyway.

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PeteElMalo 0

if she wad making a to-do list, then she definitely wasn't trying

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axgirl89 5

in her head. women are capable of multitasking

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thewife5 19

109.. you have a bad sex life? yeah, thought so.

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Megan70_fml 6

it should be the guys fml haha! fhl

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