RJB
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Bored stiff
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I got so bored, I made a "to do" list for the week in my head. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anon
🌶️ Spicy
Time to shop
Today, I made my whole grocery list out in my head. While having sex with my fiancee. FML
darthmilfious
France 🌶️ Spicy
Actor's Studio
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML
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Lynn, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex; I know that some women are great multitaskers, but I'm guessing it was a bad sign when she started to go over the shopping list. FML
notsogood
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Snoozefest
Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML
Bruja5
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I thought about my boyfriend and all the things we used to do together years ago. Today, I also spent the day doing my now husband's laundry and watching him sit on the couch with his hand inside his underwear. FML
fml1977
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Honest
Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
what the fuck babe
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Not my bucket list
Today, my boyfriend showed me his bucket list. Normal bucket lists are beautiful, full of sweet things like, "See Paris with my wife" or, "Learn to play the piano". His was all childish destructive bullshit like, "Throw dynamite out of a car window" or, "Get my ass eaten out." FML
LittleRed
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Mind games
Today, I got more turned on by the idea of sex with my boyfriend than actually doing it. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Bored
Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend felt the need to ask me if I could get my ladder and clean the ceiling, because it looked dusty with a spiderweb in the corner. I didn’t realise I was so boring in bed that she had the time to examine the ceiling and plan my chore list. FML
EpicBunBun
🌶️ Spicy
Man City
Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, I thought he went to change the music on his phone. He'd actually stopped mid-action just to check sports scores. FML
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rd_404 0
1. Not Him
cicpjaky 6
list: 1. buy BIG vibrator. 2. get a BF that performs better. 3. get milk and eggs
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outty840 2
well you should get on top and show him how to do it !! instead of being a shitty lay and just laying there
Ray_of_midnight 23
1. Learn how to communicate better.
xbella 8
LIE! how would she do that?? what? she memorized it? cause I don't think she was writing while he was hitting, cause if so, then FHL for having an insensitive gf.
ILoveEmoes 9
Because surely you couldn't take any responsibility for your own enjoyment. That would be his job and his alone. Can he not please you by pure instinct he must be a sexual retard with a small penis.
bigmanj28 0
Today, my girlfriend made a to-do list. While having sex. FML
disturbedDRAGON6 4
You should try giving him some guidance, maybe his ex-gf went nuts over what he is doing but it does nothing for you, tell him what you like.
Give_Linux_A_Go 28
I guess that list won't have your boyfriend on it anymore...
Vaginabutter 15
did you put a paper bag on his head which made him pass out?
axgirl89 5
just because the sex is boring doesn't mean she wasn't trying with him. sometimes a woman just isn't feeling it and goes along anyway.
PeteElMalo 0
if she wad making a to-do list, then she definitely wasn't trying
axgirl89 5
in her head. women are capable of multitasking
thewife5 19
109.. you have a bad sex life? yeah, thought so.
Megan70_fml 6
it should be the guys fml haha! fhl