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By darthmilfious - 31/03/2010 07:56 - France

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML
I agree, your life sucks 13 641
You deserved it 68 851

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well ydi for faking, if he's not doing it right, tell him, how's he ever gonna learn n fyl for getting caught

haha nice one

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haha nice one

wow. run and hide

he's probobly horrible in bed. FYL

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why do it with him if he's that bad? kinda like a dur situation there

wow, not exactly hitting the spot anymore is it?

yea cmon pay attention... keep ur head in the game ;) get it ?

omg that's so funny #17. do you have time to tell it again? hahaha Superbad reference

that's the coolest fucking story I've ever heard in my life. can I hear it again? do you have time?

FHL youngin'.

haha I hate when that happens!!!

your damn right number 26

YDI for being out of the kitchen . . .

so he "finnished" all over you... then went to the bathroom for a sec... and then he went to the kitchen to get a glass of water... and THEN you faked one! wow... I'm sure if it was me, I'd just yell "good job babe" from the kitchen.

i hate when i hear about women faking orgys

YDI for faking it bxtch, and if he sucks in bed you still deserve it for being a bxtch and not telling him how you like it.

so much for his self esteem boost

#7 fake orgies? you sir FAIL! you mean fake orgasms. the game.

curse you #92!!! I have lost the game!

Now I lost the game!! Nooooooo!

LMAO, wow and lol @17 and @57! :)

How did you not know he was finished?

either ur a fuckin dumbass or this is fake and ur a dumbass for posting it

you bitch!

more like FHL for sucking in bed

YDI for not noticing.

#57, What are you, 15? 16? And your teling her YDI for being out of the kitchen? FYL for having no life and being on fml all day. Now, make youelrself presentable, get a hair cut, put a paper bag over your face, and go do something useful for once, faggot.

153 you think it is more normal for a 15 year old to have sex then to be in a kitchen?

156,I'm on my iPod so I can't see her age, is the op 15?

after he found out you were faking...this is unfortunately gonna be your list of things to do tomorrow: 1. make him a sammich 2. make him another sammich 3. blow him- while making the sammich. 4. rub his feet (and his dick) then make him a sammich

what's the game

you know what's worse then those fucking I soviet Russia 'jokes'? that fuckin 'make me a sammach" piece of shit. knock it off it's not funny anymore

But Optimus Prime died for your internet sins to save you from the game. On a side note, YDI for not communicating with your boyfriend. He has every right to be pissed at you.

Lol 153...I don't spend all day on this damned thing, I'm on it when I'm in class cause math sucks really, and sorry about the hair, but your mother loves to run her fingers through it when I'm fucking her in the kitchen.. Now drive around!!!!

LOL He fuckin knew you were gonna fake it and that you weren't paying attention. Which is why he pissed inside you.

wow a mom joke??? grow up kid he's right about your hair.

if you think, speak or hear of the game, you lose the game. otherwise you are winning

what's he pissed about? he got his rocks off

what is a sammich I forgot

I lost the game... :c

yeah, that joke is dead. not funny.

You're on FML, dumbass, what did you expect??

Great statement. Why do women fake orgasms? If you do not like it, tell him to do something different.

ydi for having a boyfriend that sucks in bed

well ydi for faking, if he's not doing it right, tell him, how's he ever gonna learn n fyl for getting caught

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I agree with #36

I agree with 41

I agreed with yo mama!

C-C-C COMBO BREAKER!!!!!

agree with 62

i agree with #71

you guys are all retards

I agree with #89.

Agree with #71

I agree with #89. That goes for her too

Agreed with 149

I'd get pissed but I guess I knew that was gonna happen

I agree with 119

I agree with

in total agreement with #4. what's the point in being in a relationship if you can't even talk about that. you might as well be faking it with one night stands who don't a fuck about you.

WTF is all this agreeing and disagreeing for lol I got lost reading this at about half way down the thread!!!! plz explain someone

I disagree, #170.

I agree wit- YOU HAVE LOST THE GAME.

I agree to disagree

i agree to disagree and at the same time disagree to agree therefore, agreeing and disagreeing so i am neutral

hahahahahaha that's awesome

I don't not not disagree with 196

Don't agree with #68

stevenJB 25

I agree

Hopping on the bandwagon! I agree to disagree to agree and not disagree that this is not not not stupid.

#256 Keeping this going I agree to disagree with all the above and future belows.

my future agreement has little to do with #170, most to do with #4 and mildy to do with #256. my only disagreement is with #55

I'm something after #3

Indeed you are

ydi for having a shitty boy toy =p

No, she deserves it for not bothering to tell him what he's doing wrong.

U GOT A BIG ASS

I wanna squeeze that!

I'm pretty sure that's a cross dresser. you want to squeeze a guys ass?

"Boy toy Troy used to live in Detroit. Big dope dealing money he was getting some coins..." -Anaconda

I like your display pic. OP, really? wow...you kind of deserve it for not paying attention

make a list? who makes a list when there doing it?

xD that be funny to see "1. take out dog for a walk 2. make a sandwhich 3. fake org-hey where did he go?"

You are retarded. Why bother having a boyfriend, let alone having sex if you don't even pay attention to him durring sex? YDI no doubt. He should break up with you in an instant.

I like sexy time!!! why waste such a beautiful thing?

She clearly doesn't though. That's why SDI

agree...dumb bisnatch

I agree with #7 :P lol

He should be...

booomer!!!!!!!

Hey boomer, spit in this here bile jar buddy.

ydi for having a bf that doesn't satisfy, and for not noticing ur bf finishing