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so he "finnished" all over you... then went to the bathroom for a sec... and then he went to the kitchen to get a glass of water... and THEN you faked one! wow... I'm sure if it was me, I'd just yell "good job babe" from the kitchen.
What are you, 15? 16? And your teling her YDI for being out of the kitchen? FYL for having no life and being on fml all day. Now, make youelrself presentable, get a hair cut, put a paper bag over your face, and go do something useful for once, faggot.
153 you think it is more normal for a 15 year old to have sex then to be in a kitchen?
156,I'm on my iPod so I can't see her age, is the op 15?
after he found out you were faking...this is unfortunately gonna be your list of things to do tomorrow:
1. make him a sammich
2. make him another sammich
3. blow him- while making the sammich.
4. rub his feet (and his dick) then make him a sammich
you know what's worse then those fucking I soviet Russia 'jokes'?
that fuckin 'make me a sammach" piece of shit.
knock it off it's not funny anymore
But Optimus Prime died for your internet sins to save you from the game.
On a side note, YDI for not communicating with your boyfriend. He has every right to be pissed at you.
Lol 153...I don't spend all day on this damned thing, I'm on it when I'm in class cause math sucks really, and sorry about the hair, but your mother loves to run her fingers through it when I'm fucking her in the kitchen..
Now drive around!!!!
He fuckin knew you were gonna fake it and that you weren't paying attention. Which is why he pissed inside you.
well ydi for faking, if he's not doing it right, tell him, how's he ever gonna learn n fyl for getting caught
haha nice one