RJB
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Bored stiff
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I got so bored, I made a "to do" list for the week in my head. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anon
🌶️ Spicy
Time to shop
Today, I made my whole grocery list out in my head. While having sex with my fiancee. FML
darthmilfious
France 🌶️ Spicy
Actor's Studio
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML
Fml
Lynn, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex; I know that some women are great multitaskers, but I'm guessing it was a bad sign when she started to go over the shopping list. FML
notsogood
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Snoozefest
Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML
Bruja5
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I thought about my boyfriend and all the things we used to do together years ago. Today, I also spent the day doing my now husband's laundry and watching him sit on the couch with his hand inside his underwear. FML
fml1977
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Honest
Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
what the fuck babe
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Not my bucket list
Today, my boyfriend showed me his bucket list. Normal bucket lists are beautiful, full of sweet things like, "See Paris with my wife" or, "Learn to play the piano". His was all childish destructive bullshit like, "Throw dynamite out of a car window" or, "Get my ass eaten out." FML
LittleRed
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Mind games
Today, I got more turned on by the idea of sex with my boyfriend than actually doing it. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Bored
Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend felt the need to ask me if I could get my ladder and clean the ceiling, because it looked dusty with a spiderweb in the corner. I didn’t realise I was so boring in bed that she had the time to examine the ceiling and plan my chore list. FML
EpicBunBun
🌶️ Spicy
Man City
Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, I thought he went to change the music on his phone. He'd actually stopped mid-action just to check sports scores. FML
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rd_404 0
1. Not Him
cicpjaky 6
list: 1. buy BIG vibrator. 2. get a BF that performs better. 3. get milk and eggs
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zombye 2
it's not just up to him, jeez.
DiscoSlut 0
sex wasn't on that list
Hamcons 1
I want to move to Sweden immediately. :)
aceingit 0
that is such a blow to a guys ego... you could of atlases faked it or helped him make your to do list ?
Ugi 27
You have as much power to pep things up as he does! If it's not doing anything for you then switch things around, try a new angle or venue, or you take control for a while. Maybe you need to tell him what works for you. I'm sure he will be as happy as you will be to oblige.
cheeeeeesepuff 1
Women have to make an effort too, just sayin.' And if he's not doing something right, talk to him about it. He can't read your mind. Sorry but YDI.
FlashBurn 13
Stop whining, don't fake it, make sure he knows he sucks and do something about it. Duh.
cufaoil 11
or possibly, he's not sucking when/where he's supposed to be.... either way, communication, in or out of the bedroom.... communication, not nagging.... let him know what you like, and I'm sure he'll reciprocate
Darklord53 0
Maybe you should actually join in on the sex and quit ignoring him.
horrorfreak79nj 2
Sounds like he didn't notice you making this list and was just as bored as you were. Sex with either of you sounds absolutely atrocious. And sex involving both of you together seems like it may rank just a tab bit under/over suicide.
munzapoppa 18
sex machine would be better
jobsman99 0
hope you were in top. easier to write in that position.