RJB
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Bored stiff
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I got so bored, I made a "to do" list for the week in my head. FML
Collection
College Life
Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Same thing different taste
Anon
🌶️ Spicy
Time to shop
Today, I made my whole grocery list out in my head. While having sex with my fiancee. FML
darthmilfious
France 🌶️ Spicy
Actor's Studio
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML
Fml
Lynn, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex; I know that some women are great multitaskers, but I'm guessing it was a bad sign when she started to go over the shopping list. FML
notsogood
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Snoozefest
Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML
Bruja5
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I thought about my boyfriend and all the things we used to do together years ago. Today, I also spent the day doing my now husband's laundry and watching him sit on the couch with his hand inside his underwear. FML
fml1977
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Honest
Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
what the fuck babe
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Not my bucket list
Today, my boyfriend showed me his bucket list. Normal bucket lists are beautiful, full of sweet things like, "See Paris with my wife" or, "Learn to play the piano". His was all childish destructive bullshit like, "Throw dynamite out of a car window" or, "Get my ass eaten out." FML
LittleRed
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Mind games
Today, I got more turned on by the idea of sex with my boyfriend than actually doing it. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Bored
Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend felt the need to ask me if I could get my ladder and clean the ceiling, because it looked dusty with a spiderweb in the corner. I didn’t realise I was so boring in bed that she had the time to examine the ceiling and plan my chore list. FML
EpicBunBun
🌶️ Spicy
Man City
Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, I thought he went to change the music on his phone. He'd actually stopped mid-action just to check sports scores. FML
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rd_404 0
1. Not Him
cicpjaky 6
list: 1. buy BIG vibrator. 2. get a BF that performs better. 3. get milk and eggs
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Sdlidner 0
I'd be bored if I just laid there not contributing either.
ZombieNyamCat 6
ok, this just make's you even more of a bitch than that time you cheated on me with that interracial gay couple.
axgirl89 5
been there =|
im_bored_tired 12
no you haven't. you're ugly. no-one has sex with an ugly girl.
xbella 8
everyone is beautiful in their own little way!
axgirl89 5
yeah I'm married and you're a 13 yr old who won't even show a photo of himself. who's not getting any?
Nico1929 5
Oh so you found the one poor bastard who said yes and married him, okay, I get it now.
MaloPero 4
put your picture.
monkeystain 0
no you havent...
BuffaloButt 5
hahaha that really made me laugh, I shitted bricks |:.
X_Codes 11
YDI for not doing anything during and bitching about it on a website after.
DarthVader007 0
Agreed.
omgcookeys 15
to do: get sex enhancement pills and vibrator.
TheOnlyToaster 0
I'm betting he's not on it lol
lol0wnee 5
broken wheels
cassie824 4
fhh
CyonideCyns 0
I sure hope you put improve sex life or get boyfriend who's better in bed on that list
neonblue120 6
like that song says "if your bored then you're boring" get off of your lazy butt and DO something... it's just as much YOUR fault as it is his.
im_bored_tired 12
she was doin something. well, not really something, but a someone.
laden_swallow09 35
78- Obviously, she wasn't…