The Little Penis That Could

Uh, the "Taming of the Shrew?"

That may not really be the case. She may just love the sound of your voice and wanted to combine it with the experience of having sex with you. Asking for a story may not have been the best way to achieve that just then, though.

#50 and that's why I wish Morgan Freeman would narrate porn.

tell her a story while going down on her, she wont be bored any more

I think I'd prefer Samuel L Jackson to narrate porn

The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout..

He may not be satisfying her needs and only taking care of himself. Communicate more in bed... Find out how to make her moan...

I'm surprised it wasn't perdix who made this suggestion.

I'd suggest a little roleplay. Pretend you're ninjas and your have to put your sword in her sheath.

Yeah, a kinky story. Might get her in the mood more too!

"I put my penis in, and out, in and out, and guess what I did next? I put my penis in and out, in and out."

If OP is telling a story then he technically would be using his mouth during sex.

Or put your dick in hers :p that oughta solve the problem too.

NOOOO, Perdix. I was so close. Curse you and your fast fingers.

Perdix has fast fingers? I guess we know his lady friends don't get bored with him.

I think "The Ugly Barnacle" would've fit quite nicely here.