Snoozefest

By notsogood - 08/11/2013 20:02 - United States

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Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML
I agree, your life sucks 47 469
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ohhh that sucks :/ maybe its time to spice up the sex life, get some toys and outfits ...... just an idea

If you use your mouth during sex i can guarantee you she won't be bored.

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The Little Penis That Could

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Uh, the "Taming of the Shrew?"

That may not really be the case. She may just love the sound of your voice and wanted to combine it with the experience of having sex with you. Asking for a story may not have been the best way to achieve that just then, though.

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#50 and that's why I wish Morgan Freeman would narrate porn.

tell her a story while going down on her, she wont be bored any more

I think I'd prefer Samuel L Jackson to narrate porn

The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout..

ohhh that sucks :/ maybe its time to spice up the sex life, get some toys and outfits ...... just an idea

He may not be satisfying her needs and only taking care of himself. Communicate more in bed... Find out how to make her moan...

I'm surprised it wasn't perdix who made this suggestion.

I'd suggest a little roleplay. Pretend you're ninjas and your have to put your sword in her sheath.

So... Did you?

You should have told her a role play story.

Yeah, a kinky story. Might get her in the mood more too!

"I put my penis in, and out, in and out, and guess what I did next? I put my penis in and out, in and out."

If you use your mouth during sex i can guarantee you she won't be bored.

If OP is telling a story then he technically would be using his mouth during sex.

Or put your dick in hers :p that oughta solve the problem too.

Go with "The Little Engine That Could." You'll make her come when you get to the "I think I can" part -- or she'll crack up laughing.

NOOOO, Perdix. I was so close. Curse you and your fast fingers.

Perdix has fast fingers? I guess we know his lady friends don't get bored with him.

I think "The Ugly Barnacle" would've fit quite nicely here.

"The Little Engine that Could" is a nice place to start.

Tell her the story of the ugly barnacle.

I modded this in Chemistry!

Yikes... Looks like you could use some practice. :P She could have handled it better though.