Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, I thought he went to change the music on his phone. He'd actually stopped mid-action just to check sports scores. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend was eating me out and I was so close to orgasm, but he suddenly stopped because his phone notified him of the football scores. He only stopped for a few seconds to check but the moment was ruined, and even though he got right back down there it just wasn’t happening. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was inside me, he got a text message. He actually stopped thrusting to reply. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking on the phone, and things got a little heated. We were in the middle of some kinky dialog, complete with hand action when he suddenly goes silent. While waiting for a response, I heard typing on the other end. He was checking his email. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The TV was on with the volume low, as we had been too preoccupied to turn it off. All of a sudden, my boyfriend stopped mid-thrust. He was watching the TV. House MD was on. He'd stopped to watch the differential diagnosis. FML
Today, when my boyfriend came over he was on his phone. We spent about 15 minutes together before having sex, then he made a phone call and said he had to leave. I could hear him from my window apologising to his coworker because he “just had to do something real quick but was now free to talk again.” FML
Today, my boyfriend got back from a long wrestling tournament. As a nice surprise, I decided to give him a little show over FaceTime. As soon as I stripped down into my bra and underwear, he paused the screen and started surfing the internet for new shoes. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex when he stopped responding. Five minutes later and ready to hang up, he apologized because he got distracted with his game of Tetris. FML
Today, on a movie date with my boyfriend, it took me a while to understand why he was leaning on his elbow during the entire thing. He had an earpiece cupped in his hand and was listening to a soccer match. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jerking off to what I thought was porn on his phone. He was actually beating it to Siri's voice. FML
Today, my boyfriend texted me, and asked if he could come over to 'have some fun'. Thinking we were going to do it, I freshened up. Turns out his idea of 'having some fun' is playing Doodle Jump and Angry Birds on my iPod. For three hours. FML
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Tiny Terror 19
It's playoff season!!
kdog165 2
Sounds like he's taking you a bit for granted. Or he has alot of money riding on a bet and you caught him at a bad time.. Hopefully it's not a normal occurrence op
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Tiny Terror 19
It's playoff season!!
gotaplanstan 28
^ keeper
kdog165 2
Sounds like he's taking you a bit for granted. Or he has alot of money riding on a bet and you caught him at a bad time.. Hopefully it's not a normal occurrence op
gotaplanstan 28
Or, you know, he likes sports and instead of watching a game he's obviously invested in in some way, he's spending time with OP and missing the game. A little bit of perspective goes a long way!
kdog165 2
Sounds like he's taking you a bit for granted. Or he has alot of money riding on a bet and you caught him at a bad time.. Hopefully it's not a normal occurrence op
RichardPencil 32
If he's more interested in his team's balls and strikes than advancing his own base runner, you should send him to the showers and bring in a reliever. In this context, a blown save is a win-win.
kdog165 2
Sounds like he's taking you a bit for granted. Or he has alot of money riding on a bet and you caught him at a bad time.. Hopefully it's not a normal occurrence op
species4872 20
Foul, Ten thrust penalty.
Lucky O'Guin 18
Tell him if he wants to make a hole-in- one he better lay off the phone.
jkjorn 18
Something's not right with a guy who's more interested in other people's scoring.
Santiago P. Consuegra 8
Why do people always blows these kind of behaviors out of proportion. "He likes sports more than you, cheat on him!" or " he doesn't care about sex , only sports so dump him!" chill, it's not like you'd never check your phone for anything during downtime it sex
Lobby_Bee 18
The real reason he needed to check the score was, to take his mind off the amazing sex so he won't blow his load in 5mins. I don't see any other reason to pause the sex.