By Fml - 12/04/2013 05:05 - United States - Lynn

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex; I know that some women are great multitaskers, but I'm guessing it was a bad sign when she started to go over the shopping list. FML
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oj101 33

Perhaps you need to add more interesting things to your shopping list, if you know what I mean *mr bean face* ;)

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oj101 33

#3 - Yes. Cumin, cayenne pepper and chilli powder are all very spicy.

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djxerxes9000 18

Please explain how Cumin is spicy. Yes its a spice but alas it is not "spicy", not even the slightest.

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then000bster 16

And you would know what if it tastes spicy or not how?

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LittlestPrincess 21

but maybe the shopping list was more like 'chocolate sauce, whipcream, ...' :)

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MuseFan1991 14

maybe she was just thinking of other stuff to stop herself finishing too quickly? p.s. cumin is very spicy. it smells like curry. also it's excellent in risotto.

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djxerxes9000 18

Its a strong flavour but not spicy. Spicy means hot like chilli. Cumin is not spicy. Caraway would be spicier than cumin in the sense it has a peppery flavour to it. Yes cumin is strong and youre right its nice in risotto lol. Dry roast the seeds whole then grind them in a mortar and pestle for a nuttier more complex flavour.

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Thursday737 7

Maybe OP needs to... Cumin her mouth to Spice up the bedroom

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HiIAmKevin 8

If a ghost chili (or a few) doesn't spice up the bedroom nothing will.

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Meettitan 14

#27, Spicey - "Flavored with or fragrant with spice." You said it yourself: "hot like chilli". There is a difference between hot and spicey.

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MDTeddy 13

Sex should feel good. Why is she not feeling good? if Op can make her feel good then nobody is.

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salazara 10

Oh don't forget the milk ;)

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oj101 33

Perhaps you need to add more interesting things to your shopping list, if you know what I mean *mr bean face* ;)

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jerzjay 17

Maybe OP needs new moves and needs to know how to put her pleasures first.

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RoseBlack123 37

Maybe have a talk with her about it? That way you both can figure out how to improve your sex life

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ironichalibut 24

Let's see, chocolate syrup, honey, whipped cream, fuzzy handcuffs. A recipe for love.

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boofgall 16

I guess that's a definite sign she's not in the mood anymore. I once went off about lemon scented Pinsol after I lost interest.

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ElizaZee 9

Next time, start reciting Humpty Dumpty and other nursery rhymes...

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djxerxes9000 18

Maybe she's not "all the way gay" and wants to schtoop a bloke for a change.

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robotiick7 23

Time to break out the pink fuzzy handcuffs

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Dramori 29

Did she add getting an ****** to the list?

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moonfal 21

Bacon can be an aphrodisiac!

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Enslaved 36

There better be some pancake mix and bacon on that list! ***Are you not one of those multitasking women, OP?

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ironichalibut 24

More like loose lettuce or cold cuts? Or would this be a case of over-sized vegetables? Note OP's gender, threw me off for a while too.

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