RJB
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Bored stiff
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I got so bored, I made a "to do" list for the week in my head. FML
Collection
College Life
Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Same thing different taste
Anon
🌶️ Spicy
Time to shop
Today, I made my whole grocery list out in my head. While having sex with my fiancee. FML
darthmilfious
France 🌶️ Spicy
Actor's Studio
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML
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Lynn, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex; I know that some women are great multitaskers, but I'm guessing it was a bad sign when she started to go over the shopping list. FML
notsogood
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Snoozefest
Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML
Bruja5
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I thought about my boyfriend and all the things we used to do together years ago. Today, I also spent the day doing my now husband's laundry and watching him sit on the couch with his hand inside his underwear. FML
fml1977
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Honest
Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
what the fuck babe
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Not my bucket list
Today, my boyfriend showed me his bucket list. Normal bucket lists are beautiful, full of sweet things like, "See Paris with my wife" or, "Learn to play the piano". His was all childish destructive bullshit like, "Throw dynamite out of a car window" or, "Get my ass eaten out." FML
LittleRed
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Mind games
Today, I got more turned on by the idea of sex with my boyfriend than actually doing it. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Bored
Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend felt the need to ask me if I could get my ladder and clean the ceiling, because it looked dusty with a spiderweb in the corner. I didn’t realise I was so boring in bed that she had the time to examine the ceiling and plan my chore list. FML
EpicBunBun
🌶️ Spicy
Man City
Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, I thought he went to change the music on his phone. He'd actually stopped mid-action just to check sports scores. FML
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rd_404 0
1. Not Him
cicpjaky 6
list: 1. buy BIG vibrator. 2. get a BF that performs better. 3. get milk and eggs
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MaloPero 4
how about you to do something?
moleSG 6
You do kinda deserve that one - your communication must suck if it's that boring. Talk to him! Will make it better for him as well..
Ikdiy2009 0
ydi. if you're bored, tell him what you like/want so you can spice things up, he can't read your mind.
badactor009 0
Sad situation. It is each partners responsibility to let the other one know what does it for them. Tell him, show him, draw a picture or when you see it on a movie or a **** film... point to the screen and say "I would like you to do that with me!" Also, some guys are okay getting off pounding away while a girl just lays there. It is not the best experience but he will get his. I girl that just lays there will do, but that is not most guys fantasy *¥ck. Men are driven to want to please their partner in bed. That is a huge turn on. The more pleasure he sees you have the more turned on he will be and want to please you. Also, put some effort into your own pleasure for your own sake. You deserve it too.
MissRoxiie 12
agreeee ^
TheDeadlyBones 0
if u didn't hoe around, then maybe u cud feel it... :/ juss sayinn
Zombie65 0
ok I'm saying YDI Because he just didn't turn into a bad lover overnight and some guys just Have to be taught how to please their woman You should have been teaching him from day one.....True you shouldn't have to but that is the way it is in some cases
HumanWiki 8
You can cum at my plave.
rachilio 26
wouldn't that make this him fml
SexyQueen0905 24
Wasn't there already an FML like this where the woman was faking an ****** while making a to do list in her head and she didn't realize her boyfriend had stopped?
mdizzl 6
hmm things to do 1. the next door neighbor...