Ah, young love…

HotAsTits - 20/03/2011 20:31 - United States

Today, my parents thought it would be appropriate to tell my girlfriend that I used to stick my penis in a sock puppet and talk to it when I was younger. FML
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jess6blondie9 2

Haha aww. All parents are going to embarrass you with the stories from when you were younger, don't worry.

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insanesna1l 0

and in Australia it's pronounced "Beer"

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lilody_fml 0

bet she did worse things wit herself when she was younger

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sweetiffany 0

You should put on a show for your girlfriend! I bet she would enjoy it!

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malia974 0

Ur pic is very scary

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AEverydayDouche 1

Is this the same guy who got caught by his mom when he was having a pep-talk with his penis?

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LOLbomb 1

What did you name the puppet? Peter?

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boomsupersonic 0

Peter Penis. :)

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kingtz 6

I named mine "king kong". You know, because it was BIG and angry.

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boomsupersonic 0

Interesting... Now all the guys are giving their penis puppets names.

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prince122 0

hhmmm mine will be named prince...caus i treat him like royality.

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Madiluvscookies 0

Haha, oh gosh. Sounds like something my parents will do to my brother someday. Only...he doesn't do that. Yet. o.O

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TinyDude 10

he does it ;D juz hasnt got caught yet.

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Madiluvscookies 0

Haha, possible. 9 year olds are crazy beings.

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sammy259 3

say something that ur parents did that's embarassing

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Iamkeaten 0

that's great hahahahha I'm glad that's never happened to me.

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