By mugged - 20/03/2011 20:29 - United States

Today, my dog had to choose between protecting me from a mugger or eating an apple. He chose the apple. FML
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BLAZZZEEEDDD 1

dogs always go for food

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AlienX_fml 0

I usually bring an apple when i mug people. Just in case they have a dog.

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BLAZZZEEEDDD 1

dogs always go for food

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bigmarkie2 3
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The mugger just may have been a dog whisperer :p

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Agiggleaday 0

Apples are yummy. I'd choose the apple too :D

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mendozaale 0

ya i would choose the apple too... i cant save lives on a empty tummy :)

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T3P33_fml 0
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fucking apple fanboys!

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Katie_the_Great 6
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42 that's what I was going to say:)

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Katie_the_Great 6
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42 that's what I was going to say:)

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YouDeservedItnot 0
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63- You are awesome!

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aussie_gemini 5
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my dog wouldn't go for the apple... unless the apple was mugging me!

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Codezlol 21
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L2 train your dog better

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LOLbomb 1

Hey apple! Hey! Apple! Hey Apple! Apple! Hey Apple! What!? Dog!

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vgameson 0

good dog

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RyGan 0
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Of course he would. Apples are pretty darn tasty

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xdannyx117x 0

lol so ur getting mugged and there just happens to be an apple which your dog chose over helping u , attack of the random apples fyl

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runepop 0

ur dog, is a douchebag. lmao

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memo619 0

that dog knows his priorities it'd be epic if it was a chihuahua, I can just imagine him trying to bite the robbers leg

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Adorlee 11
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You should see my chihuahua. Super annoying and feisty

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L3Paparazzo 7
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lmfaoo prob not as annoying as my cat, she sleeps eat and whines.

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DillonUSMC 0
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those little dogs are freaking vicious

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ipwnlosers 4
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32- Don't most cats do that?

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morgan320 0
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Imagine that kinda dog trying to bite the apple.

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carcinogan 0

hey 35...nice ink devil dog!

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paprikacha 9
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@35 They also don't seem to understand how small they are. They are the measly, inebriated punk with inflated bravado of the dog world. :D

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goriders123 0

He thought the apple was worth the effort.

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insanesna1l 0
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apples won't fight back

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sweet_candy_ 17
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Apples are yummy.

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MostDope_fml 7

very yummy! can't blame the dog! lol

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deputy_g 5
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granny smiths r gross

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deputy_g 5
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granny smiths r gross

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dirtyblond 4

LOL!^

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deputy_g 5
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you're face is gross seeing as you don't have a default

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mendozaale 0

wait? whaaa?

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kennababy 0
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i know! I probably would have chosen the apple :)

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mintcar 9

You are face is gross...?

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EmoGiana 0

I am allergic to apples! >:( I hate you all!

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deputy_g 5
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your not you're

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EmoGiana 0

You make no sense strange man I don't know.

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sweet_candy_ 17
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I know he is weird.

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j_cat187 19
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srry 36 u fail

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docscientist 9
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36- no pic is the default.

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birdfreak 24
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he's a DOG what do u expect????

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jess6blondie9 2
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Dogs always choose the food. :/

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tulsafml 0
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No I don't!!! don't stereotype me okay!!!

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ruby84 1

lol

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qtips402 7
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thats why you buy a cat :D between the apple and the mugger he chooses to leave

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daAce77 8
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that's even worst!

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qtips402 7
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pfft dont be pessimist xD at least the cat wont get hurt

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Agiggleaday 0

95, your pic is awesome :)

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qtips402 7
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Ohhh it did change finally ^^

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BabyLuis 0

# 50 i love that picture its fkin pissin me off

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Zomg_Okay 26
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Was the dog aware you were in danger? Mine goes off the handle if someone he knows is in danger - but not if he doesn't realise we're in danger.

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nikki9tails 3
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I was thinking the same thing if they were casually talking or I guess casually getting mugged I don't think they would notice danger. sorry to hear that Op

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AlienX_fml 0

I usually bring an apple when i mug people. Just in case they have a dog.

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anonymous595 0
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hahaha :-D mee too!!:-o

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freakin_rican96 0
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hahahahaha that's MADD....I mean angry true!

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NCR 0

win

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MyNameIsntFalco 3
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Not surprised, he must of made that agreement earlier with the dog.

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wisericky 12
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dress up in an apple outfit and your dog will be super loyal, or try to eat you...

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chlobo13 0

win. xD

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SmallyBigs 9

11 and 25's default.... boneriffic.

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BlackOpsPWNR 0

25, holy crap, you got a little(big) somethin' on you chest! those are freaking huge!

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BlackOpsPWNR 0

25, you got a little(big) somethin' on your chest! those are freaking huge!

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SmallyBigs 9

That's a nice pair of apples...

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chlobo13 0

woww guys haha I like tht word "boneriffic". Nice ring to it. xD

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