Today, my dog had to choose between protecting me from a mugger or eating an apple. He chose the apple. FML
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BLAZZZEEEDDD
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dogs always go for food
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AlienX_fml
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I usually bring an apple when i mug people. Just in case they have a dog.
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BLAZZZEEEDDD
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dogs always go for food
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bigmarkie2
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The mugger just may have been a dog whisperer :p
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Agiggleaday
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Apples are yummy.
I'd choose the apple too :D
I'd choose the apple too :D
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mendozaale
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ya i would choose the apple too... i cant save lives on a empty tummy :)
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T3P33_fml
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fucking apple fanboys!
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Katie_the_Great
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42 that's what I was going to say:)
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Katie_the_Great
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42 that's what I was going to say:)
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YouDeservedItnot
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63- You are awesome!
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aussie_gemini
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my dog wouldn't go for the apple... unless the apple was mugging me!
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db_rainblow
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wth is lool??
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Codezlol
| 21
L2 train your dog better
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LOLbomb
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Hey apple! Hey! Apple! Hey Apple! Apple! Hey Apple!
What!?
Dog!
What!?
Dog!
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vgameson
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good dog
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happytrishy
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c1
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RyGan
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Of course he would. Apples are pretty darn tasty
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xdannyx117x
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lol so ur getting mugged and there just happens to be an apple which your dog chose over helping u , attack of the random apples fyl
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Cherryripe25
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food > owner
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runepop
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ur dog, is a douchebag. lmao
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memo619
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that dog knows his priorities
it'd be epic if it was a chihuahua, I can just imagine him trying to bite the robbers leg
it'd be epic if it was a chihuahua, I can just imagine him trying to bite the robbers leg
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Adorlee
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You should see my chihuahua. Super annoying and feisty
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L3Paparazzo
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lmfaoo prob not as annoying as my cat, she sleeps eat and whines.
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DillonUSMC
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those little dogs are freaking vicious
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ipwnlosers
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32- Don't most cats do that?
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morgan320
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Imagine that kinda dog trying to bite the apple.
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carcinogan
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hey 35...nice ink devil dog!
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paprikacha
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@35 They also don't seem to understand how small they are. They are the measly, inebriated punk with inflated bravado of the dog world. :D
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goriders123
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He thought the apple was worth the effort.
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DejaRasch
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I agree
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insanesna1l
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apples won't fight back
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sweet_candy_
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Apples are yummy.
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MostDope_fml
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very yummy! can't blame the dog! lol
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deputy_g
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granny smiths r gross
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deputy_g
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granny smiths r gross
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james_aka_frosty
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your mom is gross
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dirtyblond
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LOL!^
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deputy_g
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you're face is gross seeing as you don't have a default
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tulsafml
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I love you.
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mendozaale
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wait? whaaa?
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kennababy
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i know! I probably would have chosen the apple :)
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mintcar
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You are face is gross...?
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EmoGiana
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I am allergic to apples! >:( I hate you all!
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deputy_g
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your not you're
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EmoGiana
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You make no sense strange man I don't know.
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sweet_candy_
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I know he is weird.
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j_cat187
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srry 36 u fail
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docscientist
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36- no pic is the default.
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birdfreak
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he's a DOG what do u expect????
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jess6blondie9
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Dogs always choose the food. :/
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tulsafml
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No I don't!!! don't stereotype me okay!!!
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ruby84
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lol
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jess6blondie9
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Hah! Sorry!
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qtips402
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thats why you buy a cat :D between the apple and the mugger he chooses to leave
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daAce77
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that's even worst!
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qtips402
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pfft dont be pessimist xD at least the cat wont get hurt
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Agiggleaday
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95, your pic is awesome :)
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qtips402
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Ohhh it did change finally ^^
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BabyLuis
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# 50 i love that picture its fkin pissin me off
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Zomg_Okay
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Was the dog aware you were in danger? Mine goes off the handle if someone he knows is in danger - but not if he doesn't realise we're in danger.
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nikki9tails
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I was thinking the same thing if they were casually talking or I guess casually getting mugged I don't think they would notice danger. sorry to hear that Op
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AlienX_fml
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I usually bring an apple when i mug people. Just in case they have a dog.
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anonymous595
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hahaha :-D mee too!!:-o
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freakin_rican96
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hahahahaha that's MADD....I mean angry true!
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NCR
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win
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MyNameIsntFalco
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Not surprised, he must of made that agreement earlier with the dog.
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wisericky
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dress up in an apple outfit and your dog will be super loyal, or try to eat you...
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chlobo13
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win. xD
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SmallyBigs
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11 and 25's default.... boneriffic.
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BlackOpsPWNR
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25, holy crap, you got a little(big) somethin' on you chest! those are freaking huge!
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BlackOpsPWNR
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25, you got a little(big) somethin' on your chest! those are freaking huge!
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SmallyBigs
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That's a nice pair of apples...
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chlobo13
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woww guys haha I like tht word "boneriffic". Nice ring to it. xD