Today, my dog had to choose between protecting me from a mugger...

By mugged - 20/3/2011 20:29 - United States

Today, my dog had to choose between protecting me from a mugger or eating an apple. He chose the apple. FML

I agree, your life sucks

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By BLAZZZEEEDDD | 1

#2212354 - Sunday 20 March 2011 23:30

dogs always go for food

By AlienX_fml | 0

#2212456 - Sunday 20 March 2011 23:45

I usually bring an apple when i mug people. Just in case they have a dog.

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By BLAZZZEEEDDD | 1

#2212354 - Sunday 20 March 2011 23:30

dogs always go for food

bigmarkie2 | 3

#2212405 - Sunday 20 March 2011 23:36

The mugger just may have been a dog whisperer :p

Agiggleaday | 0

#2212557 - Monday 21 March 2011 0:03

Apples are yummy.
I'd choose the apple too :D

mendozaale | 0

#2212766 - Monday 21 March 2011 0:40

ya i would choose the apple too... i cant save lives on a empty tummy :)

T3P33_fml | 0

#2213070 - Monday 21 March 2011 1:29

fucking apple fanboys!

Katie_the_Great | 6

#2213190 - Monday 21 March 2011 1:56

42 that's what I was going to say:)

Katie_the_Great | 6

#2213204 - Monday 21 March 2011 1:58

42 that's what I was going to say:)

YouDeservedItnot | 0

#2213316 - Monday 21 March 2011 2:35

63- You are awesome!

aussie_gemini | 5

#2213335 - Monday 21 March 2011 2:37

my dog wouldn't go for the apple... unless the apple was mugging me!

db_rainblow | 0

#2214120 - Monday 21 March 2011 3:41

wth is lool??

Codezlol | 21

#2214253 - Monday 21 March 2011 4:05

L2 train your dog better

LOLbomb | 1

#2214303 - Monday 21 March 2011 4:13

Hey apple! Hey! Apple! Hey Apple! Apple! Hey Apple!

What!?

Dog!

vgameson | 0

#2214338 - Monday 21 March 2011 4:21

good dog

happytrishy | 0

#2214445 - Monday 21 March 2011 4:44

RyGan | 0

#2214992 - Monday 21 March 2011 7:06

Of course he would. Apples are pretty darn tasty

xdannyx117x | 0

#2215688 - Monday 21 March 2011 11:11

lol so ur getting mugged and there just happens to be an apple which your dog chose over helping u , attack of the random apples fyl

Cherryripe25 | 5

#2229110 - Wednesday 23 March 2011 13:06

food > owner

runepop | 0

#2233951 - Thursday 24 March 2011 7:06

ur dog, is a douchebag. lmao

By memo619 | 0

#2212360 - Sunday 20 March 2011 23:31

that dog knows his priorities
it'd be epic if it was a chihuahua, I can just imagine him trying to bite the robbers leg

Adorlee | 11

#2212630 - Monday 21 March 2011 0:18

You should see my chihuahua. Super annoying and feisty

L3Paparazzo | 7

#2212686 - Monday 21 March 2011 0:25

lmfaoo prob not as annoying as my cat, she sleeps eat and whines.

DillonUSMC | 0

#2212714 - Monday 21 March 2011 0:30

those little dogs are freaking vicious

ipwnlosers | 4

#2212815 - Monday 21 March 2011 0:46

32- Don't most cats do that?

morgan320 | 0

#2215139 - Monday 21 March 2011 7:48

Imagine that kinda dog trying to bite the apple.

carcinogan | 0

#2215399 - Monday 21 March 2011 8:55

hey 35...nice ink devil dog!

paprikacha | 9

#2218305 - Monday 21 March 2011 21:44

@35 They also don't seem to understand how small they are. They are the measly, inebriated punk with inflated bravado of the dog world. :D

By goriders123 | 0

#2212378 - Sunday 20 March 2011 23:33

He thought the apple was worth the effort.

DejaRasch | 0

#2212833 - Monday 21 March 2011 0:48

I agree

insanesna1l | 0

#2215760 - Monday 21 March 2011 12:10

apples won't fight back

By sweet_candy_ | 17

#2212380 - Sunday 20 March 2011 23:34

Apples are yummy.

MostDope_fml | 7

#2212545 - Sunday 20 March 2011 23:58

very yummy! can't blame the dog! lol

deputy_g | 5

#2212654 - Monday 21 March 2011 0:22

granny smiths r gross

deputy_g | 5

#2212659 - Monday 21 March 2011 0:22

granny smiths r gross

james_aka_frosty | 3

#2212682 - Monday 21 March 2011 0:25

your mom is gross

dirtyblond | 4

#2212702 - Monday 21 March 2011 0:27

LOL!^

deputy_g | 5

#2212717 - Monday 21 March 2011 0:30

you're face is gross seeing as you don't have a default

tulsafml | 0

#2212883 - Monday 21 March 2011 0:55

I love you.

mendozaale | 0

#2212947 - Monday 21 March 2011 1:04

wait? whaaa?

kennababy | 0

#2212985 - Monday 21 March 2011 1:11

i know! I probably would have chosen the apple :)

mintcar | 9

#2213163 - Monday 21 March 2011 1:50

You are face is gross...?

EmoGiana | 0

#2214154 - Monday 21 March 2011 3:44

I am allergic to apples! >:( I hate you all!

deputy_g | 5

#2214165 - Monday 21 March 2011 3:44

your not you're

EmoGiana | 0

#2214175 - Monday 21 March 2011 3:47

You make no sense strange man I don't know.

sweet_candy_ | 17

#2214228 - Monday 21 March 2011 3:58

I know he is weird.

j_cat187 | 19

#2214360 - Monday 21 March 2011 4:26

srry 36 u fail

docscientist | 9

#2215733 - Monday 21 March 2011 11:46

36- no pic is the default.

By birdfreak | 24

#2212382 - Sunday 20 March 2011 23:35

he's a DOG what do u expect????

By jess6blondie9 | 2

#2212385 - Sunday 20 March 2011 23:35

Dogs always choose the food. :/

tulsafml | 0

#2212942 - Monday 21 March 2011 1:04

No I don't!!! don't stereotype me okay!!!

ruby84 | 0

#2213101 - Monday 21 March 2011 1:33

lol

jess6blondie9 | 2

#2213236 - Monday 21 March 2011 2:15

Hah! Sorry!

qtips402 | 7

#2213354 - Monday 21 March 2011 2:42

thats why you buy a cat :D between the apple and the mugger he chooses to leave

daAce77 | 8

#2213495 - Monday 21 March 2011 3:13

that's even worst!

qtips402 | 7

#2214142 - Monday 21 March 2011 3:43

pfft dont be pessimist xD at least the cat wont get hurt

Agiggleaday | 0

#2214184 - Monday 21 March 2011 3:49

95, your pic is awesome :)

qtips402 | 7

#2215716 - Monday 21 March 2011 11:29

Ohhh it did change finally ^^

BabyLuis | 0

#2217766 - Monday 21 March 2011 19:02

# 50 i love that picture its fkin pissin me off

By Zomg_Okay | 26

#2212417 - Sunday 20 March 2011 23:37

Was the dog aware you were in danger? Mine goes off the handle if someone he knows is in danger - but not if he doesn't realise we're in danger.

nikki9tails | 3

#2212728 - Monday 21 March 2011 0:32

I was thinking the same thing if they were casually talking or I guess casually getting mugged I don't think they would notice danger. sorry to hear that Op

By AlienX_fml | 0

#2212456 - Sunday 20 March 2011 23:45

I usually bring an apple when i mug people. Just in case they have a dog.

anonymous595 | 0

#2212608 - Monday 21 March 2011 0:13

hahaha :-D mee too!!:-o

freakin_rican96 | 0

#2213066 - Monday 21 March 2011 1:28

hahahahaha that's MADD....I mean angry true!

NCR | 0

#2214477 - Monday 21 March 2011 4:54

win

By MyNameIsntFalco | 3

#2212460 - Sunday 20 March 2011 23:46

Not surprised, he must of made that agreement earlier with the dog.

By wisericky | 12

#2212467 - Sunday 20 March 2011 23:47

dress up in an apple outfit and your dog will be super loyal, or try to eat you...

chlobo13 | 0

#2212639 - Monday 21 March 2011 0:19

win. xD

SmallyBigs | 9

#2213400 - Monday 21 March 2011 2:55

11 and 25's default.... boneriffic.

BlackOpsPWNR | 0

#2214002 - Monday 21 March 2011 3:16

25, holy crap, you got a little(big) somethin' on you chest! those are freaking huge!

BlackOpsPWNR | 0

#2214010 - Monday 21 March 2011 3:18

25, you got a little(big) somethin' on your chest! those are freaking huge!

SmallyBigs | 9

#2214023 - Monday 21 March 2011 3:21

That's a nice pair of apples...

chlobo13 | 0

#2214355 - Monday 21 March 2011 4:24

woww guys haha I like tht word "boneriffic". Nice ring to it. xD