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By eric - 16/03/2011 07:31 - United States

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Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML
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X_o_X_ocutie 0

u were talking to your dick, Why?

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X_o_X_ocutie 0

u were talking to your dick, Why?

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UnanomousGurl 0

He was cheering it on to grow

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WinMan 7

he said he wanted a deep tissue massage

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insanesna1l 0

he was discussing the theory of evolution and how he drew the short straw. the penis was asking for a hand to move penis is afraid of dark wet places after some traumatizing experiences during puberty

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valalvax 13

he was repeating "Must, must, increase my bust" I'm sure I quoted it wrong but gimme a break I read it like 12 years ago

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aussie_gemini 5

the penis was telling him off for sticking him in weird places when he drinks... he was only responding when his mum walked in!

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banannabel 0

Judy Blume? "I must I must increase my bust!"

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DaveOnDope 4

Do you have names for them? My SO's **** are named, "Honk honk" and "Beep beep".

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NickK49 0

Why do you still talk to your imaginary friend (your dick does not exist).

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MissBunny25 0

I'm pretty sure this is how the conversation went down. penis:"what the **** , you are such a freak.. the stuff you do with me is crazy" OP:"no it's not.." penis:"yes it is! remember that time when you were with that girl at the macaroni convention?" OP:"no we need a second opinion" penis:"I'll use my penis power and call your mom in here" OP:"nooo!" penis:"why not? she and I are good friends *wink*" mom:"honey, your penis called me. what's up? "

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froob 0

I tho he deserved it until I read that V

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CaptainPickles72 18

@#113 That is the most idiotic thing I have read.......but I love it.

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valalvax 13

64: Yes! are you there God? it's me, Margaret

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jrsgreenfire257 0

Ok 121... CaptionPickle Lmfao

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tulsafml 0

OP needs to get some friends real fast.

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sageCFC 0

was ur girlfreind there to was her name righty :)

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fl0ffy 0

I think he was asking it when it will get bigger it said never

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sexylemon231 0

OMG!!! I MEAN #146!!!!! MAN I'M STUPID!!!!!!

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mmsdrummer51 3

the coversation went like this .... dear penis i dont think i like you anymore you used to watch me shave now all you do is stare at the floor dear penis i dont like you anymore

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POPO28_fml 0

fuckig hella awesome pic nigguh.

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EmoGiana 0

I suppose he was saying "Who's a good boy???"

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mboehm88 3

113 made me actually laugh at loud. Hilarious :)

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bigmarkie2 3

189, Nah, it's probably named Palmela Handerson. and 268, Rodney Carrington is it? That song is hilarious :)

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nbk1405 0

lol @ 59... just a smile? :) haha lucky u feeeking pretty! ;)

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aussie_gemini 5

268 I already said that earlier in this post :p

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3rinNicole559 2

hahaha, that's a weird song!!.(:

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agigantorllama 0

:) Sweetttt..

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JodeMiVida 13

It's probably breast not to have someone watching though :)

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Clozzie 0

COOLIO DUUUUDDEE JUST DONT SPEAK IN PUBLIC!

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Brandonisamazing 5

Someone's lonely...

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persianjr1 7

he thought it was a genie. just keep rubbing till he talks back!!

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mkbella123 14

i've got a joke about my ****** but you'll never get it.

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sportyfreaK15 0

I've got a joke about my vajj oh nevermind you'll never get it :)

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sophiagrace26 0

three times actually.

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paragor34 0

well played #65 Well played

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agigantorllama 0

That's a good joke!

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Hockey_fan 0

-laughs at clever joke and enters an equally but slightly less funny comment here-

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Fireashes250 16

"Hey there little guy! Don't be so down..." Is what he said.

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boredguy7 0

haha I'm sorry dude but you totally deserved it, of all the things to talk to why your penis?

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JonaDona 2

Hey, penis have feelings too... maybe his penis was feeling down and he was trying to cheer it up...

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RedPillSucks 31

Everybody talks to their penis. It's the ones that listen that are crazy.

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rscanlan313 0

no all guys listen 2 there penis ins the once that talk to it that are crazy

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noncomposmentis 6

The real question is, why talk to his penis without first making sure that there is no way anyone else (especially his own parent) would behold such a disturbing sight?

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shortstuff4485 0

#26 best comment ever! lol

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rainbowpikachus 0

wow Op, that's not weird at all...

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KeefB 0

It is only weird if he drew a face on it.

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hobojo11 0

i have a tatoo of a face on my pelvise so se has copiny. wile sucking

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hedgerow 0

I have never spoken to my penis. You sir, are bonkers!

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X_o_X_ocutie 0

I have never said bonkers You sir are retarded!

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ImKindaABigDeal 6

I've never spoken to your penis either! We have something in common!

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inahaz 0

It's no big deal to talk to it... when it starts talking back, that's when you have a problem.

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vengeance501 8

"bonkers" made made lol. :D havent heard that in awhile.

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kailauli 0

haha, awesome response. made me laugh.

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Doortje 29

You must be really lonely. So, what were you talking about? Were you ordering him to get up?

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smileeee_fml 0

wth ... youre not normal.

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SilenceIsSilver 0

Lies. That happens to me every weekend.

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