Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She's a sock puppet. FML
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porcelainkisses
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I laughed so hard when I read this. YDI.
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coballan55
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is she hot?
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porcelainkisses
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I laughed so hard when I read this. YDI.
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Shootamonkey3
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Is she Miss Piggy from The Muppets?
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nahbayccb
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bulldozer??
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klmay34
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what's YDI?
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kissyxoxo
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You deserve it.
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pimplayer
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left or right hand? I have to know before shaking you're hand.
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manMadeFAIL
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haha ballz to u
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Bad_Boy1321
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your new aren't you XD
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xGraycloud
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158, win x)
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sloaan
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Hahaha I laughed too but I felt my conscience kicking at me from the inside. This is saaad!
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angel2293
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hahaha datz funny
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alpineodin
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I see it as " you did it yourself"
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fmllover8
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ha I used to think it meant "you da idiot" (:
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ladii_line_em_up
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IKR just RAUNCHYY!!!!!!!
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musicbunny
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he doesnt frikin deserve it.
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killerweakness
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He must be a loser
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CaramelMacchiato
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268 - yes he does ????????
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coballan55
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is she hot?
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Jake2408
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And was it good?
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yuggi1
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35, I doubt it was good, depending on the material the sock was made. I really doubt they make satin sock puppets out there (or something smoother). That's why it's safe to guess OP's manhood is all scratched out and inflamed.
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purple_zebras_
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haha inflamed manhood
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Shootamonkey3
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Imagine if the sock were silk :)))))))))
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docscientist
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Yes, but does she swallow?
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Aerious
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This is pathetic..
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Po1ntBlank
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181 agreed
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Zoydude
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but hilarious
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mills97
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haha silky smooth sex
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savannadavis
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hahaha!(:
you made me laugh!
you made me laugh!
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savannadavis
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your mom is pathetic(:
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Blondefreckles13
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Ditch the sockpuppet!! I'd take it any style!
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newjerseyguy
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oh is that right?
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auzzrage
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I wanna know you :)
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MmmBabycakes
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kinky
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Alexxcunningham
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#68 is hella hot
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emodude44
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I already like you.
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xMrAndyTranx
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dayum!!! #68
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TheNewGuy03
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first impressions are a BEAST.
|the kid|
|the kid|
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lovexbox
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For all we know #3 could really be a guy lol :) but yeah that's kinky
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sherivengeance
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best reply #3!
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newjerseyguy
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i definitely want to get to know you
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TomPusslicker
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why ditch the sockpuppet, make it a 3 way.
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mywinterprincess
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Nice. :)
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ladii_line_em_up
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lol shit ikr!!!! he can fuck me first i lyk it doggie style!!!!!!
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ondaedge
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Name the time and place
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Kefka91
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hahaha wow. ydi dude
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MrBond007_fml
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yes he dose but the poor puppet dose not. she should be the one writing an fml.
f the puppets life!
f the puppets life!
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Lucidium
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noone? GTFO.
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Froz3narr0w
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Today, I was just sitting on a desk, minding my own business, when my owner picked me up and started f*cking me. FML.
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josephhhhhh
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lol
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ddawgg5523
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hahahahahahahahahallolololololmaoroflFUCKYOU!!!!!
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newjerseyguy
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and you sir are a tool for posting this!
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THEMTCHELL
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lol wtf
you consider um the sock puppet your girlfriend?
you consider um the sock puppet your girlfriend?
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Kumar191
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So sad isn't it?
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marvalisa
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I don't think I get it.. =
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runninbrotha
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he lonely so he's doing his sock puppet
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BWill9014
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he's having sex with a sock that he considers his girl friend
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Edokun
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to make it even more clear, he is using his sock to masturbate (wank)
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swagaswag
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haha someone is a natural blonde.
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Ronniieeambrose
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hahaha lawl:)
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anna1928
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62 that is true lol
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Chunkylover76
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Marvalisa, you don't get it cause your Duckface is causing you body to starve your brain of oxygen! Try reading this without horribly screwing up your face and I'm sure you'll get it right away!!
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dayummalyssa
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-_-
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udeserveditbro69
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Stupid bitch.
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marinus_fml
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You rapist. I highly doubt your girlfriend gave concent!
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mickiej90
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bahaha I highly doubt the girlfriend or 'sock' would agree to it
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bella789
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hahaha, we'll never know if she likes it.. it's not rape if u like it(;
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Gnarlltrugg
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... really? really? I am disappoint.
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nokel11
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I'm more disappointed at your word tense.
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SillyEars
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I'm disappointed at your lack of clothing.
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auzzrage
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I'm not
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iluvu2death
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Hahahahhaahhaaa u guys are too funny
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auzzrage
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keev join the party
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haileybyrd
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why is everyone half naked?
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lakeybalboa
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I am disappoint that you didn't know he wrote disappoint on purpose.
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jewban
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shiny shoulder is shiny
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disneydork96
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55 haha nice
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Schalmer
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... and I am Error.
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bobbillee
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this is too funny.
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thebatman648
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^this conversation is hilarious
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stayawakee
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And you wonder why you don't have an actual girlfriend.