By seepeezy32 - 02/02/2011 02:32

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She's a sock puppet. FML
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pimplayer 0

left or right hand? I have to know before shaking you're hand.

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sloaan 0

Hahaha I laughed too but I felt my conscience kicking at me from the inside. This is saaad!

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fmllover8 3

ha I used to think it meant "you da idiot" (:

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ladii_line_em_up 5

IKR just RAUNCHYY!!!!!!!

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musicbunny 1

he doesnt frikin deserve it. 

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CaramelMacchiato 13

268 - yes he does ????????

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yuggi1 11

35, I doubt it was good, depending on the material the sock was made. I really doubt they make satin sock puppets out there (or something smoother). That's why it's safe to guess OP's manhood is all scratched out and inflamed.

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purple_zebras_ 0

haha inflamed manhood

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mills97 0

haha silky smooth sex

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savannadavis 0

hahaha!(: you made me laugh!

0 6
savannadavis 0

your mom is pathetic(:

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Blondefreckles13 0

Ditch the sockpuppet!! I'd take it any style!

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newjerseyguy 0

oh is that right?

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lovexbox 8

For all we know #3 could really be a guy lol :) but yeah that's kinky

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newjerseyguy 0

i definitely want to get to know you

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TomPusslicker 21

why ditch the sockpuppet, make it a 3 way.

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ladii_line_em_up 5

lol shit ikr!!!! he can **** me first i lyk it doggie style!!!!!!

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MrBond007_fml 6

yes he dose but the poor puppet dose not. she should be the one writing an fml. f the puppets life!

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Froz3narr0w 0

Today, I was just sitting on a desk, minding my own business, when my owner picked me up and started f*cking me. FML.

25 0
ddawgg5523 0

hahahahahahahahahallolololololmaoroflFUCKYOU!!!!!

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newjerseyguy 0

and you sir are a tool for posting this!

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THEMTCHELL 0

lol wtf you consider um the sock puppet your girlfriend?

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runninbrotha 0

he lonely so he's doing his sock puppet

9 0
BWill9014 4

he's having sex with a sock that he considers his girl friend

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Edokun 0

to make it even more clear, he is using his sock to ********** (wank)

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Chunkylover76 4

Marvalisa, you don't get it cause your Duckface is causing you body to starve your brain of oxygen! Try reading this without horribly screwing up your face and I'm sure you'll get it right away!!

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udeserveditbro69 0

Stupid bitch.

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marinus_fml 19

You rapist. I highly doubt your girlfriend gave concent!

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mickiej90 0

bahaha I highly doubt the girlfriend or 'sock' would agree to it

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bella789 8

hahaha, we'll never know if she likes it.. it's not rape if u like it(;

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nokel11 7

I'm more disappointed at your word tense.

5 2
SillyEars 0

I'm disappointed at your lack of clothing.

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iluvu2death 0

Hahahahhaahhaaa u guys are too funny

1 0
haileybyrd 4

why is everyone half naked?

3 0
lakeybalboa 0

I am disappoint that you didn't know he wrote disappoint on purpose.

3 1
thebatman648 0

^this conversation is hilarious

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stayawakee 0

And you wonder why you don't have an actual girlfriend.

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