Today, my parents thought it would be appropriate to tell my girlfriend that I used to stick my penis in a sock puppet and talk to it when I was younger. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She's a sock puppet. FML
Today, my parents overheard me having sex with my girlfriend. They thought it would be funny to barge in with nothing but underwear on. This has happened twice now. FML
Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML
Today, my 2-year-old told me he found a new finger puppet. It was a used condom. FML
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
Today, my boyfriend told his parents about my bondage fetish. In front of me. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. They thought it would be funny to pretend that they're nudists. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I found out that my parents like rough sex. I found the whip and handcuffs. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were reminiscing and sharing funny stories of when we were little. It was then that he told me he used to be flexible enough to suck his own weiner. FML
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Top comments
jess6blondie9 3
Haha aww. All parents are going to embarrass you with the stories from when you were younger, don't worry.
insanesna1l 0
and in Australia it's pronounced "Beer"
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Comments (241)
kelsay 0
sooo... is she your ex now ?
vegan_muffin 5
How much younger? o_O
Im_just_lost 2
wat kind of parents would tell dat
lonswt 0
love it .... :)
CoachLlama 5
I hope by younger you don't mean like a year ago.......
xdannyx117x 0
haha burn an 69 I can fix that
skulluks 0
Well did you do it? Your parents are trying to tell her to listen to the male, she is your puppet. Stick it in and make her do a women's duty.
FancyKnickers_fml 0
Jalapeño on a stick....
stevenmx86 8
Ydi for doing it in the first place.. Anyone else think "when I was younger" was false but added to avoid embarrassment?
chosha_fml 27
Some parents live to say stupid things and embarrass their kids. Sorry you got that kind. Me, too.