By thebravelittletoaster - 20/03/2011 20:32 - United Kingdom

Today, the estranged crumbs in my toaster caught light while I was making breakfast. The toast, toaster, and my wooden bench are now little more than collateral damage. FML
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jinxthejinx 0

Looks like you relied heavily on your thesaurus to write this FML. Unless you usually speak using awkward, slightly out-of-context high school vocabulary words.

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The_grumpy_bear 0

I guess for next time you will clean out your toaster more often.

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vgameson 0

I hope OP didn't die. jk

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hobojo11 0

thats what he gets for shuving bread in the toaster the brave little thing went outnin a band and took your cheep ass freniture with it

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The_grumpy_bear 0

I guess for next time you will clean out your toaster more often.

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bigmarkie2 3

^Agreed, cleaning fail. All you really gotta do is flip it over and shake it out once in a while.

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tpreston 0

haha. wait caught light?

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SilenceIsSilver 0

Ikr!? Love the way this fml is worded:p

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tulsafml 0

YDI for burning a perfect toaster strudel!

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Agiggleaday 0

Hope your not blaming the toaster for it, OP

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stormer461 13

YDI for writing like a retard.

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dusty209 0

why the **** is there a warm appliance on a wood bench. that will bring the whole house down if it catches "light"!!

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BlackOpsPWNR 0

lolz, the OPs name(not really) is thebravelittletoaster

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ericownz101 0

lol the estranged crumbs? why do i get the feeling these crumbs should be in a straight jacket..

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swagchamp 0

hahahhahahaahaha 25. WIN

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deliciouscake 3

keep a fire extinguisher in your kitchen like many smart people

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abes22 0

estranged crumbs.. use a dictionary next time.

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memo619 0

ouch, this is another reason why I don't cook I'm afraid that imma burn the house down

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fthku 13

Using a toaster is cooking?

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Agiggleaday 0

16, pretty eyes :)

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69_jackson_69 0

Hmm... Toaster Strudel.

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Zebidee 8

Why is everyone saying 'toaster strudel'? Don't you people ever use a toaster for - I don't know - making toast?

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dirtyblond 4

or waffles!(>'-')>#

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bigmarkie2 3

My apologies...I don't know why, but it double commented for some reason, this was suppose to be a response to the first comment xD

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wisericky 12

get Docbastard to make you a new bench, he likes to work with wood. hehe

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misstamz 0

Hey it could've been worse you know.

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xoxoMEGANxoxo 13

true and cute kitty! (;

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MyMuse7 0

shake it like a Polaroid picture

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