Today, the estranged crumbs in my toaster caught light while...

By thebravelittletoaster - 20/3/2011 20:32 - United Kingdom

Today, the estranged crumbs in my toaster caught light while I was making breakfast. The toast, toaster, and my wooden bench are now little more than collateral damage. FML

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By jinxthejinx | 0

#2212899 - Monday 21 March 2011 0:57

Looks like you relied heavily on your thesaurus to write this FML. Unless you usually speak using awkward, slightly out-of-context high school vocabulary words.

By The_grumpy_bear | 0

#2212373 - Sunday 20 March 2011 23:33

I guess for next time you will clean out your toaster more often.

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By hoodsie | 0

#2212366 - Sunday 20 March 2011 23:33

That sucks bro. :(

tulsafml | 0

#2212851 - Monday 21 March 2011 0:50

Your mom!

maa_rico | 4

#2214420 - Monday 21 March 2011 4:38

But then again your mom does too.

vgameson | 0

#2214683 - Monday 21 March 2011 5:41

I hope OP didn't die. jk

hobojo11 | 0

#2215143 - Monday 21 March 2011 7:49

thats what he gets for shuving bread in the toaster
the brave little thing went outnin a band and took your cheep ass freniture with it

By The_grumpy_bear | 0

#2212373 - Sunday 20 March 2011 23:33

I guess for next time you will clean out your toaster more often.

bigmarkie2 | 3

#2212407 - Sunday 20 March 2011 23:38

^Agreed, cleaning fail. All you really gotta do is flip it over and shake it out once in a while.

tpreston | 0

#2212492 - Sunday 20 March 2011 23:51

haha. wait caught light?

SilenceIsSilver | 0

#2212597 - Monday 21 March 2011 0:11

Ikr!? Love the way this fml is worded:p

tulsafml | 0

#2212930 - Monday 21 March 2011 1:02

YDI for burning a perfect toaster strudel!

Agiggleaday | 0

#2212938 - Monday 21 March 2011 1:04

Hope your not blaming the toaster for it, OP

122409 | 0

#2213086 - Monday 21 March 2011 1:31

that is one dirty iPod.

stormer461 | 13

#2213301 - Monday 21 March 2011 2:33

YDI for writing like a retard.

dusty209 | 0

#2213435 - Monday 21 March 2011 3:02

why the fuck is there a warm appliance on a wood bench. that will bring the whole house down if it catches "light"!!

BlackOpsPWNR | 0

#2213470 - Monday 21 March 2011 3:09

lolz, the OPs name(not really) is thebravelittletoaster

ericownz101 | 0

#2214772 - Monday 21 March 2011 6:01

lol the estranged crumbs? why do i get the feeling these crumbs should be in a straight jacket..

swagchamp | 0

#2215044 - Monday 21 March 2011 7:15

hahahhahahaahaha 25. WIN

deliciouscake | 3

#2215193 - Monday 21 March 2011 8:05

keep a fire extinguisher in your kitchen like many smart people

abes22 | 0

#2216134 - Monday 21 March 2011 13:32

estranged crumbs.. use a dictionary next time.

By memo619 | 0

#2212383 - Sunday 20 March 2011 23:35

ouch, this is another reason why I don't cook
I'm afraid that imma burn the house down

fthku | 13

#2212589 - Monday 21 March 2011 0:10

Using a toaster is cooking?

ipwnlosers | 4

#2212806 - Monday 21 March 2011 0:44

16- Reference win!!! :D

Agiggleaday | 0

#2212950 - Monday 21 March 2011 1:06

16, pretty eyes :)

By 69_jackson_69 | 0

#2212392 - Sunday 20 March 2011 23:36

Hmm... Toaster Strudel.

Zebidee | 8

#2213155 - Monday 21 March 2011 1:46

Why is everyone saying 'toaster strudel'? Don't you people ever use a toaster for - I don't know - making toast?

dirtyblond | 4

#2214387 - Monday 21 March 2011 4:29

or waffles!(>'-')>#

SnailFist | 5

#2214543 - Monday 21 March 2011 5:09

Or toaster strudels...

lilduke22 | 0

#2214642 - Monday 21 March 2011 5:33

hell yA

By bigmarkie2 | 3

#2212415 - Sunday 20 March 2011 23:40

My apologies...I don't know why, but it double commented for some reason, this was suppose to be a response to the first comment xD

By ugliness | 6

#2212475 - Sunday 20 March 2011 23:47

I've never cleaned my toaster o.O

By wisericky | 12

#2212488 - Sunday 20 March 2011 23:51

get Docbastard to make you a new bench, he likes to work with wood. hehe

dirtyblond | 4

#2212953 - Monday 21 March 2011 1:05

hehehehe

By giantsfan2010 | 23

#2212595 - Monday 21 March 2011 0:11

Well, what did you think was gonna happen?

jawman | 0

#2214822 - Monday 21 March 2011 6:22

lol

By misstamz | 0

#2212623 - Monday 21 March 2011 0:16

Hey it could've been worse you know.

xoxoMEGANxoxo | 13

#2213217 - Monday 21 March 2011 2:03

true and cute kitty! (;

By MyMuse7 | 0

#2212768 - Monday 21 March 2011 0:41

shake it like a Polaroid picture