By thebravelittletoaster - 20/03/2011 20:32 - United Kingdom

Today, the estranged crumbs in my toaster caught light while I was making breakfast. The toast, toaster, and my wooden bench are now little more than collateral damage. FML
I agree, your life sucks 22 311
You deserved it 9 827

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Looks like you relied heavily on your thesaurus to write this FML. Unless you usually speak using awkward, slightly out-of-context high school vocabulary words.

I guess for next time you will clean out your toaster more often.


That sucks bro. :(

But then again your mom does too.

I hope OP didn't die. jk

thats what he gets for shuving bread in the toaster the brave little thing went outnin a band and took your cheep ass freniture with it

I guess for next time you will clean out your toaster more often.

^Agreed, cleaning fail. All you really gotta do is flip it over and shake it out once in a while.

haha. wait caught light?

Ikr!? Love the way this fml is worded:p

YDI for burning a perfect toaster strudel!

Hope your not blaming the toaster for it, OP

that is one dirty iPod.

YDI for writing like a retard.

why the fuck is there a warm appliance on a wood bench. that will bring the whole house down if it catches "light"!!

lolz, the OPs name(not really) is thebravelittletoaster

lol the estranged crumbs? why do i get the feeling these crumbs should be in a straight jacket..

hahahhahahaahaha 25. WIN

keep a fire extinguisher in your kitchen like many smart people

estranged crumbs.. use a dictionary next time.

ouch, this is another reason why I don't cook I'm afraid that imma burn the house down

Using a toaster is cooking?

16- Reference win!!! :D

16, pretty eyes :)

Hmm... Toaster Strudel.

Why is everyone saying 'toaster strudel'? Don't you people ever use a toaster for - I don't know - making toast?

or waffles!(>'-')>#

Or toaster strudels...

My apologies...I don't know why, but it double commented for some reason, this was suppose to be a response to the first comment xD

I've never cleaned my toaster o.O

get Docbastard to make you a new bench, he likes to work with wood. hehe

Well, what did you think was gonna happen?

Hey it could've been worse you know.

true and cute kitty! (;

shake it like a Polaroid picture