The only way to fix this problem is with some petrol and a match.

"They deserved it"

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Sick fuck.

So, who won that wrestling match?

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Do you think before you type

Ask your mom to wash your sheets. And ask your dad to build you a new bed. After you burn the old one. Then burn the sheets too and ask your mom for new ones.

So this makes me wonder, how many times has this happened before??

I don't think a sane person would want to know that- at least this way they can convince them self that it's the first and only time it's happened. Even though this probably isn't the first or last time it will happen.

You poor soul. One of the many reasons we need to invent brain bleach. Nobody needs those memories.

Complaining about your parents having sex is denying your own existence.

I don't think it was so much the "having sex" part as much as the "in my room" part that bothered OP

I agree with you. That's pretty disgusting.

Somethings cannot be unseen. Therapy?