By Anon - 15/03/2016 06:52 - United States - Pasco

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Today, my boyfriend and I were reminiscing and sharing funny stories of when we were little. It was then that he told me he used to be flexible enough to suck his own weiner. FML
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Every mans dream. I mean uh....that sucks. I mean blows. I'll just go now.

Well that's some information you could've gone without. Who knows, maybe he was hinting at something?

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Wow, that takes some serious skill

Where did my response go?? I was #3!

Guess you were never here.

I won't lie, I've done it too. Not easy.

I'm jealous and I don't even have a wiener! But how exactly is this an fml?

The only FML I see is F -his- L that he only used to be able to!

Who would want to lose such a skill?

I have a friend who's only been able to do it once when he was like 10, you have to be pretty flexible I mean I don't see how this is an FML a lot of guys I know have attempted to

Because if he were still able to, idk if he would still be dating.

Well that's some information you could've gone without. Who knows, maybe he was hinting at something?

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I think 35, he meant hinting at getting a bj from OP

#35...Blowjob...From a woman. Not gay.

I don't see how this isn't funny, not really an FML. Maybe if he'd followed it up with 'and that's how I know how inadequate you are in the wiener sucking department' but even then, could be funny depending on tonr

Every mans dream. I mean uh....that sucks. I mean blows. I'll just go now.

i use to be as well.

question of the day: is it gay to suck yourself off?

Yes but I live in San Francisco where everyone is gay so it's probably ok, even tho I'm not

Every guy has TRIED that at least once. Don't lie

Oh so you Asians really are that kinky then? XD

Shhhh, revealing such secrets violates guy code #242.

Yea no... I've never tried to. I've no problem talking about my weird kinks, but trying to blow myself was never one of them.

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yeah no. thats disgusting.

#55. Considering a "gay act" would require two people of the same gender, this is technically masturbation. Everyone does that regardless of their sexual orientation.

55- The people who are so quick to judge others sexuality are normally the people who aren't that confident in their own. FYI

And what was your response/reaction? I don't know what I would've done if I was in your shoes. I will be amazed he was flexible enough. But will be concerned why he felt the need to suck his thingy. Quite disturbing but I'm curious!

Puberty makes men very curious and horny...

that's not far fetched at all, you'd understand

Thingy......I got nothing

Sucking your own Dick instead of fapping is like using a dildo/vibrator instead of your hand. It's just a change, if you are able to do it ;)

That sucks OP. But at least now you know he's not just with you for blowjobs