By Anon - 15/03/2016 06:52 - United States - Pasco

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Today, my boyfriend and I were reminiscing and sharing funny stories of when we were little. It was then that he told me he used to be flexible enough to suck his own weiner. FML
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senor_octubre 24

Every mans dream. I mean uh....that sucks. I mean blows. I'll just go now.

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firefox9778 20

Well that's some information you could've gone without. Who knows, maybe he was hinting at something?

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friedpwnadge 25

I won't lie, I've done it too. Not easy.

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i_wuz_nver_here 31

I'm jealous and I don't even have a wiener! But how exactly is this an fml?

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gothiccookies 10

The only FML I see is F -his- L that he only used to be able to!

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doraquiexplore 13

I have a friend who's only been able to do it once when he was like 10, you have to be pretty flexible I mean I don't see how this is an FML a lot of guys I know have attempted to

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Dirtbiker989 6

Because if he were still able to, idk if he would still be dating.

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firefox9778 20

Well that's some information you could've gone without. Who knows, maybe he was hinting at something?

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thubbz 3

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Kiernan151 25

I think 35, he meant hinting at getting a bj from OP

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Feklfekl2222 32

I don't see how this isn't funny, not really an FML. Maybe if he'd followed it up with 'and that's how I know how inadequate you are in the wiener sucking department' but even then, could be funny depending on tonr

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senor_octubre 24

Every mans dream. I mean uh....that sucks. I mean blows. I'll just go now.

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hdamon32 12

question of the day: is it gay to suck yourself off?

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Scotth901 22

Yes but I live in San Francisco where everyone is gay so it's probably ok, even tho I'm not

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tyler_the_asiann 16

Every guy has TRIED that at least once. Don't lie

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TreeBeard123 5

Oh so you Asians really are that kinky then? XD

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

Shhhh, revealing such secrets violates guy code #242.

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thisguy22 33

Yea no... I've never tried to. I've no problem talking about my weird kinks, but trying to blow myself was never one of them.

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Tomryan279 10

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tj4234 35

#55. Considering a "gay act" would require two people of the same gender, this is technically masturbation. Everyone does that regardless of their sexual orientation.

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crudeandrudeguy 29

55- The people who are so quick to judge others sexuality are normally the people who aren't that confident in their own. FYI

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abbyade 21

And what was your response/reaction? I don't know what I would've done if I was in your shoes. I will be amazed he was flexible enough. But will be concerned why he felt the need to suck his thingy. Quite disturbing but I'm curious!

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Guy1009 15

Puberty makes men very curious and horny...

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gopackgo97 13

that's not far fetched at all, you'd understand

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Scotth901 22

Sucking your own Dick instead of fapping is like using a *****/vibrator instead of your hand. It's just a change, if you are able to do it ;)

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NightOWL666 14

That sucks OP. But at least now you know he's not just with you for ********

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