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  walmartpaysme  |  15

Even if it isn't OP, where was the two year-old that they were able to find a used condom? If they were at a friends house OP's kid shouldn't be wandering around the house unsupervised.


I can just see an FML like this in about a decade or so:
Today I learned that my beloved childhood "finger puppet" was actually one of my parents' used condoms. FML

  DocBastard  |  38

It's not impossible to watch a 2-year old all the time, but it's damn near close. They get into all kinds of disgusting stuff - my 18-month old son loves splashing in the little white porcelain pool.

  reapy  |  14

I agree with Doc, if I take my eye off my 2 year old for a second she eats the cat biscuits. It's easy to tell people to constantly supervise a small child, but you'll only know how difficult that is if you have one yourself.

  sarah6786  |  14

70-I have two children. A two year old daughter and an eight week old son. It is easy to keep them out of trash by closing the bathroom door IF the bathroom was where he got it from. They also sell door knob covers that are childproof since a 2 year old can open and close doors easily. I'm not saying they will never ever get into things, but there are preventative measure that can be taken.

  Nabee143  |  3

8 Now there's a great idea! Then there would be no need or reason for bringing condoms in the house at all. Perfect solution! Now, go start f'ing and get that baby sister/brother on the way! ☺