Today, I asked my wife If she had any double a batteries. she told me to check our daughters vibrator, I already did. now I can't find any double a batteries. FML

Awkward high five!

an fml*

a fml* You only use an if the word starts with a vowel (:

I lol'ed

But no, you say it like "eff em ell" and that makes it an FML. You dont say a hour, you say an hour, even though its not a vowel.

That's because the 'h' is silent so you go for the next letter which is a vowel.

Actually you would use an because the letter f starts with a vowel sound…(eff)

Perhaps the argument here is whether or not you say "eff em ell" or you say "f*ck my life" when reading FML

OMFG i absolutelyy HATE nosy parentss!!!!!

(response to the main comment)Haha me to. Sounds like my parents.

that's what i was thinking.

No she doesn't, jeezus. Herp.

Thats why their is stated MY

Don't you mean JIZZUS? Ba dum tsssss. Sorry. I meant no disrespect towards Jesus.

good question

yeah....was it your mom's and you overheard it or was it yours? Both situations are super awkward

Either way it's still a messed up situation.

That isnt classic...

Parents at first, no. mom at first, abso-fucking-lutely.