FML : Today, I told my boyfriend that I'd be going on a trip to Europe. I assured him that I would never cheat on him with any European guys. He replied with,...

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Today, I told my boyfriend that I'd be going on a trip to Europe. I assured him that I would never cheat on him with any European guys. He replied with, "Why would I be worried? You're not very pretty." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By bilol - / Friday 27 February 2009 01:42 / United States

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By misanthrope_fml | 0

#8429 - Friday 27 February 2009 07:12

Bite his dick off.

By yay_fml | 0

#8438 - Friday 27 February 2009 07:16

WTF??? dump him NOW! Then you will be free to hit on all the European guys you want!

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By misanthrope_fml | 0

#8429 - Friday 27 February 2009 07:12

Bite his dick off.

elliotb94 | 9

#5936791 - Tuesday 6 May 2014 09:05

Maybe he is just angry because you're going to Europe but still a pretty daft reaction from your boyfriend.

By rachelroller | 0

#8434 - Friday 27 February 2009 07:15

I would cheat on him just for that. UGH WHAT A DICK.

ODST_Panda | 12

#6235297 - Tuesday 17 March 2015 08:23

that doesn't solve anything just being spiteful

By yay_fml | 0

#8438 - Friday 27 February 2009 07:16

WTF??? dump him NOW! Then you will be free to hit on all the European guys you want!

By Amkii | 0

#8439 - Friday 27 February 2009 07:19

Then you kicked him in the balls and dumped him... right? I like the way #2 thinks!

ilovefatcats | 12

#972795 - Thursday 1 April 2010 11:56

is he ur ex-boyfriend now???

threer | 30

#5855206 - Tuesday 11 February 2014 10:12

Yes, he is #5's ex-boyfriend now...

ActionFearo | 39

#5879268 - Saturday 8 March 2014 01:39

At least stand up for yourself!!

By miguelsays | 0

#8440 - Friday 27 February 2009 07:20

and you're still with him...why?

By Amkii | 0

#8457 - Friday 27 February 2009 07:38

lol #11 don't waste good words like 'chauvinistic' on those guys... they won't know what it means anyway. ;)

By ZING_MASTER | 0

#8460 - Friday 27 February 2009 07:40

LE ZING!

By GoldenArias | 0

#8470 - Friday 27 February 2009 07:47

What an ASSHOLE. Girl, you need to dump him, like, now.

By aurora_borealis | 0

#8475 - Friday 27 February 2009 08:01

dump him and find a nice euro boy

By 0___0 | 9

#8478 - Friday 27 February 2009 08:04

Why are boy/girlfriends so mean to each other these days ;/

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