The nickname that sticks

By ap84 - 27/02/2009 21:47 - United States

Today, after soccer practice, I was walking to the car with my dad. My team mates waved and said "Bye POTHEAD!" They call me that because they think my head is shaped like a pot. Of course, my dad didn't believe me. I'm grounded now because I have an abnormally-shaped head. I've never smoked pot. FML
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What an unreasonable and irrational father.

Tell your Dad he's a fool and that you'll take a drug test to prove him wrong.. Hope it all works out, Pothead

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What an unreasonable and irrational father.

Oh I feel so bad for you... you should kick the ball into your teamates heads or just have them call your parents and explain... maybe a drug test? ahhaa that stinks

That's not fair at all x( Call up one of your teammates and make them convince your father it was a misunderstanding lol.

"maybe a drug test?" Yeah, seriously, tell him you'll take a drug test. If he refuses, it means he truly rules his household unjustly. Your only recourse at that juncture would be civil disobedience. (also, this site needs moar reply button)

Tell your Dad he's a fool and that you'll take a drug test to prove him wrong.. Hope it all works out, Pothead

Yeah dude, you had better just toke up as of now. It's the only thing a man inthat position can do. Have a good one pothead.

sucks for you

Why wouldn't he find proof first before grounding you? Jeez. Your dad's kind of a douche. Sorry.

Look at the bright side: At least your friends didn't yell, "See ya, Crack Ho!"

What a strange source for a nickname in the first place.