By mylifeisamovie - 28/02/2009 06:39 - United States

Today, I woke up to a tap on my shoulder and had no idea where I was. I quickly discovered It was 11 am and I was still at the bar I had been drinking at the night before. My shoes were gone. FML
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Today, some drunkard passed out in my bar. I left him there and stole his shoes, only to find out they weren't my size. FML

Why is that FML? Pick up where you left off.. Geez.

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Why is that FML? Pick up where you left off.. Geez.

rock bottom

Better your shoes than your wallet

yeah this is just weird i've never heard of someone falling asleep at a bar...

It could've been date rape.

OP passed out from drinking...

Today, some drunkard passed out in my bar. I left him there and stole his shoes, only to find out they weren't my size. FML

So they just let you sleep all night long when they weren't there?

This is a fake story, the bartender would kick you out.

This is not necessarily fake. I have fallen asleep in a bar before but upstairs it was a hotel. The bartender had to sleep downstairs incase people back to their hotel after the bar was closed and let them in. He even gave me a pillow. I woke up at 7 in the morning to early risers all around me having breakfast. And then I had another beer...

Look on the positive side, saved money on taxi fare!

your shoes? oh, I'm sorry for your loss.