FML : Today, I woke up to a tap on my shoulder and had no idea where I was. I quickly discovered It was 11 am and I was still at the bar I had been drinking...

Today, I woke up to a tap on my shoulder and had no idea where I was. I quickly discovered It was 11 am and I was still at the bar I had been drinking at the night before. My shoes were gone. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By mylifeisamovie / Saturday 28 February 2009 06:39 / United States

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By Cokebottlecrazy | 0

#9409 - Saturday 28 February 2009 08:37

Today, some drunkard passed out in my bar. I left him there and stole his shoes, only to find out they weren't my size. FML

By Stupoopy | 0

#9306 - Saturday 28 February 2009 05:09

Why is that FML? Pick up where you left off.. Geez.

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By Stupoopy | 0

#9306 - Saturday 28 February 2009 05:09

Why is that FML? Pick up where you left off.. Geez.

gszmam | 0

#992654 - Friday 14 May 2010 03:46

second

By bobdole | 0

#9362 - Saturday 28 February 2009 07:21

rock bottom

By PTERONOPHOBIA | 0

#9364 - Saturday 28 February 2009 07:26

Better your shoes than your wallet

By That_Guy | 4

#9389 - Saturday 28 February 2009 08:15

yeah this is just weird i've never heard of someone falling asleep at a bar...

rageandlove13 | 8

#4832683 - Sunday 19 August 2012 02:30

It could've been date rape.

teotsi | 28

#5977549 - Monday 16 June 2014 07:42

OP passed out from drinking...

By Cokebottlecrazy | 0

#9409 - Saturday 28 February 2009 08:37

Today, some drunkard passed out in my bar. I left him there and stole his shoes, only to find out they weren't my size. FML

By k649 | 0

#9449 - Saturday 28 February 2009 09:27

So they just let you sleep all night long when they weren't there?

By mariasaur | 0

#9483 - Saturday 28 February 2009 10:42

This is a fake story, the bartender would kick you out.

By Aviva1313 | 0

#9591 - Sunday 1 March 2009 01:23

This is not necessarily fake. I have fallen asleep in a bar before but upstairs it was a hotel. The bartender had to sleep downstairs incase people back to their hotel after the bar was closed and let them in. He even gave me a pillow. I woke up at 7 in the morning to early risers all around me having breakfast. And then I had another beer...