Today, I sent the girl I like a Twinkie with a note saying "Enjoy!...

By Anonymous - 29/10/2010 23:53 - United States

Today, I sent the girl I like a Twinkie with a note saying "Enjoy! You deserve it". I found out later through an angry email that someone had written "you damn fatty" on the end of the note. FML

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By ducks4life11 | 0

#1623692 - Saturday 30 October 2010 2:42

why would u send a twinkie to a girl u like? Thats just as bad as calling her a fatty!

By Incubuss | 0

#1623767 - Saturday 30 October 2010 2:50

To be fair though, buying a girl a Twinkie just says "I can tell you like baked goods you fat ass"

FYL

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By doggone456 | 0

#1623661 - Saturday 30 October 2010 2:40

that sux...I hav to say I really wuldnt like a twinkie if I was someone 0.o

ladies_man217 | 0

#1623717 - Saturday 30 October 2010 2:44

ahahaha why would you send the girl you like a twinkie at all? take her out on a date if you really like her

SecureReflex | 0

#1623807 - Saturday 30 October 2010 2:54

I'm using my iPhone FML app, how do I reply to the OP and not to a comment? I'd rather not be one of those losers who comment to #1 to sate their lust for attention.

doink | 0

#1623841 - Saturday 30 October 2010 2:58

The comment button is at the bottom right corner. It looks like a pencil and a little white
box.

Sirin_fml | 46

#1623908 - Saturday 30 October 2010 3:05

Thank you, Doink; I was unsure myself :-)

pooper19 | 3

#1624089 - Saturday 30 October 2010 3:35

When you say Twinkie I hope that you are referring to your penis. If not YDI for being a douche

thatonek1d | 0

#1624267 - Saturday 30 October 2010 4:11

what are you? in kindergarten? a Twinkie? even if nobody tampered with the note, she would probably still consider it an insult

flyersfan365 | 0

#1624596 - Saturday 30 October 2010 5:31

Yea cause you know girls want twinkies instead of flowers or chocolates.

I_iz_B_a_troll | 23

#1624608 - Saturday 30 October 2010 5:36

the Twinkie was obviously a metaphor for the ops other 4 inch long cream filled treat.

KikiThePug | 0

#1624698 - Saturday 30 October 2010 6:00

I would rather a Twinkie.. not some damn flowers that many bugs vomited, craped and pissed on. I would like choclate though. :)

Icyyy | 0

#1624777 - Saturday 30 October 2010 6:19

I'd like an apple or some chocolate. Not that fancy, overpriced, heart-shaped stuff, just a bar of Hershey's. Meh, I'm hungry :U

omfgrofl1337 | 0

#1624908 - Saturday 30 October 2010 6:52

49 is full of WIN

thecrazyasian | 3

#1625312 - Saturday 30 October 2010 8:53

why the fk would u give a girl a Twinkie

iwuvwolfz | 0

#1625350 - Saturday 30 October 2010 8:57

xD 64 I'll slide to unlock =P

WolfsGuns | 0

#1625502 - Saturday 30 October 2010 10:48

#76, i hope u realize dat 64 is a guy just look in his profile

Prodigy7 | 4

#1627534 - Saturday 30 October 2010 20:31

Whoa, 10 moderated comments in a row.

MmissyT | 8

#1627823 - Saturday 30 October 2010 21:21

lmao i was thinkin tha same thing...wtf?

CitizenSnipz | 0

#1629158 - Sunday 31 October 2010 1:08

Seriously.

BeeHappy_fml | 0

#1856189 - Friday 17 December 2010 8:32

NUMBER ONE I LOVE YOU. it's time to duel!!

n_epic_fail | 14

#3050653 - Saturday 6 August 2011 10:15

why the hell would u give her a Twinkie?? some chocolate or a flower or even a fucking lollipop would work. UDI

By poolofblood | 0

#1623664 - Saturday 30 October 2010 2:40

i am not first i will never be first i fail as a human being and will be sacrificed to the gods of fml wee-woo-wee-woo-wee-woo!

UnknwnClassicGrl | 5

#1624242 - Saturday 30 October 2010 4:07

yeah whatever!

seanders | 10

#1624463 - Saturday 30 October 2010 4:51

That's alright dude we're not supposed to come first anyway.:)

yuggi1 | 11

#1624591 - Saturday 30 October 2010 5:31

Maybe the gods of FML, in some imaginary world, are a bunch of hot chicks.
In that case way to go! xD

Xavi89 | 0

#1624603 - Saturday 30 October 2010 5:34

where can I buy tickets to watch that?

anarchy109 | 5

#1635438 - Monday 1 November 2010 12:22

what...the...fuck really nobody cares

By awesomeness1004 | 3

#1623668 - Saturday 30 October 2010 2:41

well thats a nice complement huh?

By Rei_Ayanami | 18

#1623677 - Saturday 30 October 2010 2:41

A kind idea,but you really should have hand delivers it, things like this happen all the time, hopefully she will understand.

franniedottp | 8

#1623992 - Saturday 30 October 2010 3:21

Ayanami-San, I think you LOOOVE your pilot :)

Rei_Ayanami | 18

#1624811 - Saturday 30 October 2010 6:29

My pilot? Are you talking about Ikari?

By ducks4life11 | 0

#1623692 - Saturday 30 October 2010 2:42

why would u send a twinkie to a girl u like? Thats just as bad as calling her a fatty!

people_annoy_me | 23

#5974217 - Friday 13 June 2014 17:38

No it isnt

By Fortuitous | 0

#1623749 - Saturday 30 October 2010 2:47

Twinkie, twinkie big ass star, everyone knows the fatty that you are.

brennboo | 3

#1623782 - Saturday 30 October 2010 2:51

haha love it

boomsl4ng | 11

#1624313 - Saturday 30 October 2010 4:22

that was pro my friend!!

Dollie01 | 0

#1626556 - Saturday 30 October 2010 16:22

hahahhaah ikr

By compliments | 0

#1623759 - Saturday 30 October 2010 2:48

suk me penis! <===3

By Incubuss | 0

#1623767 - Saturday 30 October 2010 2:50

To be fair though, buying a girl a Twinkie just says "I can tell you like baked goods you fat ass"

FYL

Southern_Grown | 0

#1625404 - Saturday 30 October 2010 9:15

hah..true true. I was thinking the same thing, a cute note, flower, or even a box of cherry coated chocolates are acceptable. but a Twinkie?? it's almost a straight up prank gift...