Love, Weird, Anger and Argument: Caveman fetish

Caveman fetish

By Anonymous - 18/08/2022 21:58

Today, my boyfriend lost his temper at me for the first time ever after 2 years of dating, and actually raised his voice. It turned me on, and I don’t just mean on, I mean OOONNNNNN. I was so wet it ran down my thighs and made an obvious damp spot in my jeans. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2013 22:22 - United States - Arvada

Today, things got pretty steamy between my boyfriend and me. We started doing stuff that neither of us had tried before. Then, he straddled me with a raging erection and boomed, "IT HAS RISEN!" He didn't understand why I was suddenly no longer in the mood. FML

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By MulticoloredSlug - 13/10/2016 10:57 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML

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Noob

By lameows - 04/04/2015 01:57 - United States

Today, things got heated with my boyfriend for the first time. Turns out he's even more inexperienced than I thought; when I started grinding against him, he frowned and said, "Um... why're you doing that? We've still got clothes on..." FML

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So sensual...

By Wellokthen - 17/02/2017 22:00 - United States

Today, things began to get hot and heavy between my boyfriend and me. Suddenly, in a deep, sexy voice, he whispered, "God help me for what I'm about to do." Thinking it was just an odd manner of dirty talk, I mumbled about liking it. He then farted very loudly. FML

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Orders

By belljars - 18/04/2014 02:27 - United States - Riverside

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and, in the heat of the moment, I cried out for him to go harder. He then had an exasperated expression on his face, and, in an adamantly offended tone, said, "Don't tell me what to do." Then he left the room. FML

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What ARE you doing?

By Anonymous - 27/09/2014 03:30 - New Zealand

Today, my boyfriend tried to be dominant during sex. It was so out of character for him, I couldn't help but break into hysterical laughter. FML

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Sensitive snowflake

By onepussytwopussy - 07/03/2014 19:47 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and I tried to be sexy by raking my nails down his back. I guess I did it a little too hard, because he shrieked in pain, leapt off me, and limped around the room cursing and whimpering. Mood ruined. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2013 22:31 - Isle of Man - Douglas

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2012 05:31 - United States

Today, things were getting hot with my boyfriend and I started to breathe heavy and moan. He then says to me, "Babe, can you calm down, we're having sex not running a marathon." FML

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Sudden dip

By Anonymous - 17/03/2022 17:00 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were out for dinner. We were talking over the noise of the restaurant, when suddenly it got quiet as he shouted, “I can’t wait to fuck you!” FML

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poopface82 19

Friday 19 August 2022 0:11

Ummm…as long as it doesn’t turn into outright abuse, learn to harness this and go with it. Plenty of people get turned on being whipped; this isn’t that unusual.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 18 August 2022 23:34

Honestly, you're not that unusual. More than a few girls get really turned on by being yelled at. It's very weird to discover that.

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cuz803 44

Thursday 18 August 2022 22:51

YDI. He needs to scream and rage at you more and then level up to angry sex. If screaming at you can make you create a river, angry sex will create an ocean. I hope he ***** the absolute shit out of you that you will never be able to get that wet again. Well deserved for making him upset like that. Make sure to drop your pants and bend over for being naughty along with ending every angry sex session with, "sorry daddy".

1known 30

Sunday 21 August 2022 0:57

Having your sex partner call you daddy is just sick.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 18 August 2022 23:34

Honestly, you're not that unusual. More than a few girls get really turned on by being yelled at. It's very weird to discover that.

poopface82 19

Friday 19 August 2022 0:11

Ummm…as long as it doesn’t turn into outright abuse, learn to harness this and go with it. Plenty of people get turned on being whipped; this isn’t that unusual.

Ben Deigheau 8

Friday 19 August 2022 15:59

That’s something you’re going to have to learn how to manage and channel. Definitely DO NOT go playing with somebody’s temper for the sake of your own arousal; it will lead to potential disaster. Just tell him and see what you two can work out.

JasonThorn 20

Saturday 20 August 2022 13:31

Yes, better to go with honesty about it, instead of purposefully trying to get him angry with you, OP. He can accept you as you are without feeling manipulated.

crackbombz 8

Friday 19 August 2022 17:28

Most definitely harness that and focus it into angry sex. Some of the absolute best sex I’ve ever has stemmed from angry sex. By the time you guys are done, you shouldn’t be able to or at least have trouble walking ;) You got this!