By tan disaster - 27/02/2009 23:09 - United States

Today, I went to get my spray tan before my semi-formal. After I applied lotion to the bottom of my feet as instructed, I went in the booth and began to start the tanning session. I lost my balance and fell right as the machine began to spray. I look like a spotted cheetah. FML
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trying_madly 0

i don't understand the obsession with being so tan, honestly what a waste of money.

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efemivida 0

At least you're trying to prevent skin cancer by avoiding the tanning bed!

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luckyyyme 0

I suggest sticking to a tanning bed next time. That is hilarious. Oh, and what is the significance of lotion on the feet? Why do they tell you to do it?

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cupcake10101 0

yeah, if you want cancer

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colliebuddz420 7

Did anyone notice the ydi is 26969? Hahaha

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colliebuddz420 7

Did anyone notice the ydi is 26969? Hahaha

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Amalieprinsesse 3

that's so you don't get spray tan under your feet

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trying_madly 0

i don't understand the obsession with being so tan, honestly what a waste of money.

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cupcake10101 0

I rather just stick to my natural colour

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vampire1618 5

Plus, you know, you could just match the season and tan in the sun, actually you can do that any season and it still be free.

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efemivida 0

At least you're trying to prevent skin cancer by avoiding the tanning bed!

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wtfux 0

lotion on the bottom of your feet (which is also used on your palms) prevents them from getting that orangey/dirty look (especially between the toes/fingers), since when you step to turn around, some of the spray might be on the floor.

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yay_fml 0

This is why tanning is stupid. I am sure you are beautiful without it.

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King_of_Kings 3

i agree with number 3, 4, and 8.

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ZING_MASTER 0

ORANGE ZING!!!

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JustAGirl_fml 0

#5 you can still get cancer from tanning salons. When you get a tan it's actually damaging the DNA in your skin cells and that's how you get cancer. A tan is really just sun damage, that's why they fade.

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pinkalicious224 7

You need to be intelligent before you try to prove a point. Spray tanning is the safe alternative to a tanning bed or sun tanning. It is artificial and doesn't burn the skin. It is not bad to spray tan. I don't do it but OP shouldn't be judged for trying to do something in the safest way possible. It only makes sense

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King_of_Kings 3

this was amusing to read

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Heidi_fml 0

I do not understand the fascination with being tan. Why don't people like their natural skin colors?

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