Today, I was babysitting my 5 year-old niece, and she was really down in the dumps because she didn't get invited to a birthday party. To cheer her up, I took her to Chuck E Cheese. Right when we arrived, we walked in on a birthday party. It was the one that my niece got denied from. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my parents booked my 18th birthday party at Chuck E Cheese's. FML
Today, I drove my toddler to a schoolmate’s birthday party at a Chuck E. Cheese an hour drive away, only to find out the party is tomorrow. FML
Today, I found out I can't go to my best friend's birthday party. To cheer me up, my parents decided to take me and my brother to my favorite pizzeria for dinner. When I was ready and went downstairs, I discovered they left already. They forgot me. FML
Today, I babysat my neighbor's twin 4-year-old girls again. When I took them out for lunch, they apparently had been addressing themselves as "my bitches", taught to them by their devil spawn 13-year-old brother. Everyone, including Chuck E. Cheese himself, was not pleased. FML
Today, I was babysitting my niece when we decided to play hide and seek. I went in the shed, and waited. After waiting a while, I went to go back inside to see what was happening. I saw my niece had locked all the doors and was eating cookies on the kitchen bench. FML
Today, I got a call from a girl I know, asking if I could babysit her little brother at my house tonight. I said yes. When the boy came over, he mentioned that his sister was having a party and didn't want him there. Turns out all my friends were invited except me. FML
Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML
Today, I was working at Chuck-E-Cheese. If that isn't enough, I was put in the mouse costume. Due to the disgusting hot smell and atmosphere in the costume, I fainted in front of a birthday party. I awoke to a little boy screaming who then kicked me in the face and ran. FML
Today, I met up with my dad for the first time in 7 years. We planned to go to a nice restaurant but he changed the place we were going to, to Chuck E. Cheese. I'm 18 years old. I waited an hour for him to show up. I then ended up babysitting his daughter the whole time. FML
Today, I was at my 3 year-old niece's birthday party. I was swinging on their swing set when she walked directly into my path. I tried to jump off the swing, but I could not stop myself in time. I ended up kicking her in the face and giving her a black eye. Happy birthday! FML
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efemivida 0
Hopefully it was more awkward for the people who didn't invite her. They probably felt bad seeing her there by herself.
PureGold 0
Aww!! You were just trying to do something nice...sucks that it backfired :(. Your niece will forgive you one day...
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Comments (62)
candyaddict_fml 0
aww dat really sucks!! well i dnt see an upside frm diz srry
dav3800 7
Your grammar disgusts me, #1.
NiallsMofo 1
I really want to throw a dictionary at your face.
Carloshlz 1
#1 i really hope #57 throws a dictionary at your face.
FkMeSleep 5
I really want to feel sorry for the kid.... but #1s comment is too distracting. Maybe if someone threw a dictionary at them it'll lodge in their skull and they'll learn something.... just saying....
kittykat1501 31
57, go for it
TisButAScratch 10
ENGLISH ************ DO YOU SPEAK IT!?
PainInTheAsss 16
I think google translate is broken, because it won't translate this foreign language.
childproofpizza 19
Stupidity has no language
luckyyyme 0
Aww :[ poor niece!
k649 0
Well...that is just bad luck.
PureGold 0
Aww!! You were just trying to do something nice...sucks that it backfired :(. Your niece will forgive you one day...
sunshyne84_fml 0
awkward!
efemivida 0
Hopefully it was more awkward for the people who didn't invite her. They probably felt bad seeing her there by herself.
suckerz 0
why would they not invite her??? should have thrown food at the brthday kid... morons
King_of_Kings 3
the 5 year old girl can just say to the others ha ha, i still got to go to chuck E cheese. ha ha
redroses5 0
@15.. doubt it. It must've been so awkward for her.
King_of_Kings 3
hell, i would do that.