By Randiluck - Canada
Today, I met up with a few old friends for some wine and munchies. The main topics of conversation were colonoscopies, lactose intolerance and specific symptoms of irritable bowel syndrome. I'm sleeping over at one of their houses. Only 20 more hours to go. FML
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  Harpy20  |  24

They seem to have some relation to the medical field (at least the way I'm looking at it) I just decided to make it simple and "blanket" their possible profession as 'nurse.'

  niallo  |  23

I am a nurse and thought the same as 11. In fact, unless they are nurses too at the table, I'm not allowed answer the question "how was your day" at the dinner table.

  alliewillie  |  22

Actually, no one has said anything about them but YOU. The "Get ready for ______ comments" crap is just as bad (and prevalent and overused) as the memes themselves!

By  nnnope  |  26

I'm failing to see how this is an FML, unless you're being forced to stay over your friend's house at gunpoint. It can't be that hard to change the subject, can it...?

By  mercsl65  |  7

Use the time to enhance your life with some knowledge you wouldn't have had before. And spend enjoyable time with your friends. You can choose your fate.

By  winkydog4056  |  16

Och, you forgot to mention dentures, enlarged prostates and Viagra.