Miscellaneous: Today, my grandma and I were watching the Ranger's playoff game....

By anonymous - 23/04/2009 01:46 - United States

Today, my grandma and I were watching the Ranger's playoff game. As Henrik Lundqvist received a standing ovation from the crowd after blocking 38 shots, she says to me, "Check out his equipment!" My 80-year old grandma just commented on Henrik Lundqvist's package. FML

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By Clorpy - 30/03/2018 07:00

Today, I was at the Kings Avalanche game in Denver. Anže Kopitar scored a hat trick and people threw hats in. Someone ripped my own hat off my head and tossed it on the ice. It was a gift from my dead grandparents with my name stitched onto it. I’ve had it for 15 years. FML

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Cheers, Henry

By Tams - 12/09/2019 12:00 - Canada

Today, my grandma and I went to visit one of her friends. The elderly gentleman told me I'd grown into a very beautiful young woman, to which my grandma replied, "Have you started in on the sherry early this evening, Henry?" FML

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By anonymous - 01/12/2016 16:00 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, my family was watching a football game and kept mentioning their team's quarterback's name and, as I'm not a football fan by any means, asked them who this was. My grandma then turned to me and said, "This is why you don't have a boyfriend." FML

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Dork

By Four Eyes - 29/03/2023 11:00 - United States

Today, I saw my grandma for the first time since I got new glasses. Wanting to be different, I got crystal colored ones instead of black. She said, "Thank God. You looked so dorky with your giant nerd glasses!" Love you too, grandma. FML

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Stuck

By Anonymous - 25/03/2021 20:01

Today, my grandma and her neighbor compared their sports bras in front of me. FML

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By agentile - 02/12/2010 01:14 - United States

Today, my grandma was leaning over in front of me, vacuuming, while wearing a V-neck shirt. Out of instinct, I glanced at her chest. She's 75. I checked out my 75 year-old grandma. FML

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Puck my life

By Anonymous - 10/08/2015 19:54 - Canada - Burlington

Today, I went to a hockey game. While warm-ups were happening, my favourite player pointed at me and tossed me a puck. It bounced off my hand into another girl's, who was a fan of the other team. She refused to give it back, then walked away and said, "I can't wait to sell this on eBay." FML

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Let her have her fun

By WHY GRANDMA - 17/06/2023 20:00 - United States

Today, I was at a restaurant with my grandma. A young, ripped gentleman suddenly walked through the door and my grandma looked at him and shouted, "Look! Eye candy!" as loud as she could. He heard it and was extremely embarrassed. To make it worse, my grandma is a widow, so she might have actually meant it. FML

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You can't hurry love

By Anonymous - 20/09/2009 05:18 - United States

Today, my grandma wasn't feeling well, so I went to her house to check on her. After about 20 minutes, I knew she was feeling better when she looked at me and said, "So, do you have a boyfriend yet? I pray every night that I get to live long enough to see you with a boyfriend." FML

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By Username - 08/07/2011 13:24 - United States

Today, I went to an amateur baseball game with some family and friends. When our team hit a home run, my grandpa took it upon himself to start screaming wildly, removing his prosthetic leg and waving it jubilantly in the air. FML

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thisismyname_fml 1

Thursday 23 April 2009 9:16

FYL for being a rangers fan. good luck trying to get past boston.

stupid_idiot 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 9:22

or she was talking about his goddamn hockey equipment. you're retarded

Comments

str8upmobbin 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 9:15

so... just cuz shes old doesnt make her not a woman

thisismyname_fml 1

Thursday 23 April 2009 9:16

FYL for being a rangers fan. good luck trying to get past boston.

noha_fml 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 9:18

what so now old people arent allowed to check people out. I fail to see how this is an FML in anyway at all

clumsylittleme 11

Sunday 29 May 2011 0:40

I think this is an FML only because it's OP's grandmother and they find it a little gross, not because she is old but because the person they have known forever is checking someone out. Wouldn't you find it disturbing to hear someone like that say that?? Just saying here.

hk_fml 9

Thursday 23 April 2009 9:22

xD Eww. That's a little awkward, but I'd just laugh and go along with it at least Henrik Lundqvist is semi-attractive

stupid_idiot 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 9:22

or she was talking about his goddamn hockey equipment. you're retarded

picabo889 11

Wednesday 27 January 2010 6:52

thats exactly what i was thinking. op is dumb

meglit702 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 22:11

I was thinking tht too

cmonbru 0

Wednesday 1 September 2010 6:36

ur wear a life is good hat nuff said ur gay. if ur not a guy then wtf u look like one so gtfo

flipfloperson 5

Saturday 13 August 2011 21:17

Does the first part of the above comment make sense to anyone?

cadillacgal79 32

Tuesday 8 July 2014 20:55

185-I believe it's trying to communicate.

deplorableworld 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 9:24

Be confident that you will have good eyesight at her age. Or, hopefully, anyways.

airandfingers 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 9:24

I was going to ask what sport this is, but #5 seems to have pointed out that it's hockey.. So I'd infer that Henrik is the Rangers' goalie.. But wait, don't they wear huge suits when they're the goalie? How could your grandma check out his package?