FML : Today, I was talking to my hot neighbor. We were in the driveway of her house, and I looked at her car and noticed a hideous dummy. It was fat and just...

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Today, I was talking to my hot neighbor. We were in the driveway of her house, and I looked at her car and noticed a hideous dummy. It was fat and just ugly, but I didn't think much of it. I tried to make a joke and asked, "Where did you get that awful thing?" She said, "That's my daughter". FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By brob56 - / Thursday 23 April 2009 03:11 / United States

Love

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By DarthFurby | 0

#135983 - Thursday 23 April 2009 12:12

you were STANDING IN THE DRIVEWAY and you couldn't see that it was a real person? YDI

By Jasper_fml | 0

#135978 - Thursday 23 April 2009 12:10

you deserved it, dickhead.

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By Jasper_fml | 0

#135978 - Thursday 23 April 2009 12:10

you deserved it, dickhead.

sophiem4861 | 0

#986033 - Tuesday 27 April 2010 20:50

hahahaha! thanks so much, your failure just made my day :)

killerweakness | 0

#3317517 - Tuesday 20 September 2011 17:22

Must of been a hideous child

mattmadden | 0

#3458376 - Thursday 20 October 2011 1:20

I haven't laughed at an FML in such a long time. Thank you OP for making my day.

MissPunchYouOut | 5

#3543877 - Saturday 5 November 2011 5:02

LOL fail. Better than it being a actual dead body n ur neighbor being q phsyo path. Rite.

By DarthFurby | 0

#135983 - Thursday 23 April 2009 12:12

you were STANDING IN THE DRIVEWAY and you couldn't see that it was a real person? YDI

By z_vet | 0

#135984 - Thursday 23 April 2009 12:12

Agree with #1.

By Jimboom | 11

#135992 - Thursday 23 April 2009 12:17

Dumbass. I agree with all the previous posts. Tear your eyes away from her rack for a second and notice the world around you. You may notice a dick on your forehead.

Frankinatore98 | 0

#3992305 - Saturday 4 February 2012 17:05

Lol @5

By noclevername | 0

#136005 - Thursday 23 April 2009 12:29

How long have you been neighbours? Have you been so busy checking her out that you failed to notice the other people living in her house?

By ScottyD620 | 0

#136009 - Thursday 23 April 2009 12:30

lol she shoulda answered something like this "From somewhere you aren't ever gonna be"

george456 | 0

#880266 - Monday 22 February 2010 0:39

#7 win

By Duckie101 | 0

#136016 - Thursday 23 April 2009 12:38

why do all these FMLs refer to the opposite sex as "hot/sexy" and "the most beautiful girl/boy in school"? where are all these attractive people and why cant I find them??

123sploosh | 0

#377233 - Wednesday 8 July 2009 1:53

true that, true that

MicMic_fml | 7

#3468478 - Saturday 22 October 2011 0:47

I just found one..

By suckylifey | 0

#136017 - Thursday 23 April 2009 12:39

wow. you're a douchebag!

By J_a_s_m_i_n_e | 0

#136026 - Thursday 23 April 2009 12:48

I agree with.... Everyone, you douchebag!

By Eresbel | 0

#136028 - Thursday 23 April 2009 12:49

#8, maybe you're not paying attention? I see plenty of attractive people (though I'm sure the people who say "hottest in the room" are exaggerating for storytelling purposes).

YDI for not being able to tell the difference between a doll and a human.