By brob56 - United States
Today, I was talking to my hot neighbor. We were in the driveway of her house, and I looked at her car and noticed a hideous dummy. It was fat and just ugly, but I didn't think much of it. I tried to make a joke and asked, "Where did you get that awful thing?" She said, "That's my daughter". FML
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By  Jimboom  |  11

Dumbass. I agree with all the previous posts. Tear your eyes away from her rack for a second and notice the world around you. You may notice a dick on your forehead.

By  Duckie101  |  0

why do all these FMLs refer to the opposite sex as "hot/sexy" and "the most beautiful girl/boy in school"? where are all these attractive people and why cant I find them??

By  Eresbel  |  0

#8, maybe you're not paying attention? I see plenty of attractive people (though I'm sure the people who say "hottest in the room" are exaggerating for storytelling purposes).

YDI for not being able to tell the difference between a doll and a human.