By notexactly - 23/04/2009 07:36 - United States

Today, I didn't wear my contacts. Determined to prove to my friends I didn't need them, I read all the signs in sight. I couldn't read a particular one, so I began to walk closer. Suddenly I fell on my face, bruising my cheekbone. The sign said: "Caution: Watch Your Step." FML
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4 is right - in a sense. Some people only need glasses for certain things, like reading fine print. I on the other hand can't see 5 inches in front of my face without my glasses

#2 - yeah they have been approving a lot of stupid ones lately That's why I wear glasses over contacts, cause they're so easy/quick to put on. I do hope you don't ever try to drive without contacts on #4 - if you're legally blind without glasses you SHOULD NOT be driving without them

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if you didn't need contacts, you wouldn't have a prescription (:

YDI, cos you thought your hardcore. Is it me or are all the FML's bull?

#2 - yeah they have been approving a lot of stupid ones lately That's why I wear glasses over contacts, cause they're so easy/quick to put on. I do hope you don't ever try to drive without contacts on #4 - if you're legally blind without glasses you SHOULD NOT be driving without them

Your fault for being a dumbass. Next time, wear them.

4 is right - in a sense. Some people only need glasses for certain things, like reading fine print. I on the other hand can't see 5 inches in front of my face without my glasses

Me either bro and I just got my permit. So scared though a car nearly ran over me and I actually wasn't the cause. He was a drunk who tried

You don't get contacts for reading. You get contacts if you are near-sighted. If you were prescribed contacts, YOU NEED THEM.

epic fail man epic fail. take it you learnt something then, if you have the prescription use them

"Today, some fat ass fell on me. The stupid fuck wasn't wearing their contacts and was trying to prove to their friends that they didn't need them. But at least I bruised their cheekbone. FML" ^ That is from whatever you fell on.

If you need glasses/contacts, then you need them. You were arrogant and fate kicked your butt for it. YDI

"If you need it, you need it." Let me learn from your great wisdom.

You're just stupid.

agreed ... your just slow , theres a reason you need those .

Why did you feel the need to prove it to anyone? :( Not needing to wear contacts doesn't really make you a hero or anything. If I ever forgot mine I'd -tell- people so they could look out for me :P.