Thanks for coming to my Ted talk

By helen_ - 23/04/2009 15:51 - United States

Today, I had to go to my 10 year-old son's school to talk about my job being a chef. As I was almost finished, I asked the kids "What would you like to do when you grow up?" Without hesitation one kid replied with a straight face, "Anything but being a douchebag like you." FML
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That's when you say "Too late and I fucked your mom in high school" and continue with your presentation.

well the kid already sounds like a douchebag to me lol

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LMFAO! owned by little kids

then you cooked him and served him as to his parents, right?

Easy there, Hannibal Lecter!

Owned. That kid probably got in tons of shit.

well the kid already sounds like a douchebag to me lol

Lol if I was that kid and someone ripped on my mom like that I woulda flattened him in front of the whole classroom no problem. :p

That's when you say "Too late and I fucked your mom in high school" and continue with your presentation.

OP is a girl...

Who says she's straight?

hahahahahahahaha jew

smart kid, he knows a douche when he sees one

i'd slap the kid in the mouth

smack the prick with one of your many large spoons

Spoon too easy fork or knife

ouch but its still funny

that was really rude, If that was me I'd drop kick that kid. :|