Thanks for coming to my Ted talk

By helen_ - 23/04/2009 15:51 - United States

Today, I had to go to my 10 year-old son's school to talk about my job being a chef. As I was almost finished, I asked the kids "What would you like to do when you grow up?" Without hesitation one kid replied with a straight face, "Anything but being a douchebag like you." FML
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That's when you say "Too late and I fucked your mom in high school" and continue with your presentation.

stargirl14 0

well the kid already sounds like a douchebag to me lol

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LMFAO! owned by little kids

ryguy997 0

then you cooked him and served him as to his parents, right?

Easy there, Hannibal Lecter!

Owned. That kid probably got in tons of shit.

stargirl14 0

well the kid already sounds like a douchebag to me lol

Lol if I was that kid and someone ripped on my mom like that I woulda flattened him in front of the whole classroom no problem. :p

That's when you say "Too late and I fucked your mom in high school" and continue with your presentation.

OP is a girl...

Who says she's straight?

hahahahahahahaha jew

smart kid, he knows a douche when he sees one

steinway 0

i'd slap the kid in the mouth

smack the prick with one of your many large spoons

popo6484 3

Spoon too easy fork or knife

g_m_j 0

ouch but its still funny

that was really rude, If that was me I'd drop kick that kid. :|