Thanks for coming to my Ted talk

By helen_ - 23/04/2009 15:51 - United States

Today, I had to go to my 10 year-old son's school to talk about my job being a chef. As I was almost finished, I asked the kids "What would you like to do when you grow up?" Without hesitation one kid replied with a straight face, "Anything but being a douchebag like you." FML
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Jaywin 3

That's when you say "Too late and I ****** your mom in high school" and continue with your presentation.

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stargirl14 0

well the kid already sounds like a douchebag to me lol

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ryguy997 0

then you cooked him and served him as to his parents, right?

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Kozzy333 0

Owned. That kid probably got in tons of shit.

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stargirl14 0

well the kid already sounds like a douchebag to me lol

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Kamon97 23

Lol if I was that kid and someone ripped on my mom like that I woulda flattened him in front of the whole classroom no problem. :p

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mjsmclaren 0

smart kid, he knows a douche when he sees one

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steinway 0

i'd slap the kid in the mouth

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james098 0

smack the prick with one of your many large spoons

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popo6484 3

Spoon too easy fork or knife

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g_m_j 0

ouch but its still funny

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xlunabella 0

that was really rude, If that was me I'd drop kick that kid. :|

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