Make it stop!

By DBR - 23/04/2009 10:45 - United States

Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML
I agree, your life sucks 58 815
You deserved it 11 434

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Yes, but I think the OP deserved it for not wearing a helmet to bed. Totally unsafe.

you should sue whoever made the furniture.

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Hey, at least you know you're a klutz.

hate to burst your bubble but you weren't attacked... if you didn't lunge at your alarm this wouldn't have happened

You fell when you were already laying down? FYL for sure

no in 30 seconds you assalted 2 prices of furniture

you should sue whoever made the furniture.

Yes, but I think the OP deserved it for not wearing a helmet to bed. Totally unsafe.

There's a button for that...

I call bullshit.

Damn that sucks. Your furniture obviously doesn't like you very much. :P

It seems like YOU were attacking the furniture and lost...

haha I was going to say that too xD

he wasnt attacking the furniture he was wrestling it

You got owned by two pieces of furniture

Graceful, but that is something that would happen to me. lol

pahahaha that's great. Where's a video camera when you need one. That I'd like to see made in to one of the "illustrated FMLs"

#4: Things like that have happened to me before. That sucks, I'm clumsy like that too...

might wanna stay in bed :)

"in 30 seconds of consciousness i was attacked by 2 pieces of furniure" haha that's an excellent line