By derranged - 22/04/2009 18:24 - China

Today, I was the best man at a wedding and I was flirting with a cute bridesmaid. Then this old guy decides to give the newlyweds a toast. He made a crappy joke and barely anybody laughed. So I say to the girl, "Wow that sucked, who the hell does he think he is?" The girl replies, "That's my dad". FML
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Smmoooottthhheee. FYL for not having a little something known as 'tact'. And #3 is correct. I look at this as a possible public service to show people that being a dickhead doesn't really get anybody anywhere, unless you're in business or politics...

ahaha, guess that blew any chance you had with her.

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ahaha, guess that blew any chance you had with her.

hahaha yeah it blew your progress dude FYL!

It's amazing how many FMLs go like this. "Today, I was flirting with someone. I attempted to sound badass by insulting someone for no good reason because for some reason I think that being a dick = cool, and it backfired. The person I made fun of was related to them. FML."

HAHAHHA! Way to go! Think before you speak, yeah?

Hahaha #3 I totally agree. YDI too.

Even though I don't see what #3 said I don't say YDI, OP had no way of knowing that was her father plus he was just trying to start a conversation.

Smmoooottthhheee. FYL for not having a little something known as 'tact'. And #3 is correct. I look at this as a possible public service to show people that being a dickhead doesn't really get anybody anywhere, unless you're in business or politics...

I hate it when comments address to other comments and then that comment is nowhere to be found

The FML's that go exactly like what #3 has pointed out have taught me to just keep my judgmental comments to myself because they always backfire.

yeah you screwed that one up. oh well, there will be other cute bridesmaids