Love: Today, I hinted at getting it on towards my wife (it's been 2...

By tripb101 - 22/04/2009 18:47 - United States

Today, I hinted at getting it on towards my wife (it's been 2 weeks since we last did). She answered with "no I'm to tired", within 2 minutes she said, "I'm gonna go use the treadmill". She got all hot and sweaty for about 30 minutes, but it was with the treadmill. FML

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powerade 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:15

I suppose talking to her about the problem is no doubt out of the question?

hydronium 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:09

Not everyone feels like having sex all of the time...sheesh.

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scorpiogirl666 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:02

oh wow. that... sucks. maybe you should just cheat on her. yay second comment!!!

sarahjane666 0

Thursday 2 February 2017 14:35

Stupid ass comment.

gun7runner 5

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:03

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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monkeybanana 7

Wednesday 22 June 2011 23:28

it had only been two weeks though? he's acting like it's been months.

amy_renee27 1

Thursday 15 September 2011 5:21

This Is wrong no one deserves to be cheated on.

kmj84 3

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:03

sucks to be you. you need to do something to excite her. better step it up or she won't be getting sweaty with you anymore.

t6a6m6m6y 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:05

wow ! maybe she just is not that into you !!!LOL

ZeShadow 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:05

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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TunaFlavoredFing 0

Thursday 17 February 2011 0:23

YESSS!! Awesome advice. LOL

TenebrionHZ 5

Tuesday 2 June 2015 15:17

Terrible advice but good for creativity.

blowyourspeakers 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:07

aw. ouch. ..i wouldn't say it's a severe problem though. maybe she just wasnt in the mood. happens to all, you know.

shan789mudge 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:07

bummerrrr

hydronium 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:09

Not everyone feels like having sex all of the time...sheesh.

abasio 1

Sunday 26 June 2011 10:32

Then she should just say that instead of lying about being tired, especially as she instantly showed she was lying by exercising.

RawrImaDragon 18

Sunday 25 August 2013 1:07

138, sometimes when I'm tired I exercise to wake myself up. OP's probably just overreacting anyway.

Natropolis 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:09

She obviously still cares how she looks for someone or herself... just not for you. If I were you I'd figure out a way to do something better to either get her back, or be more prepared when she finally calls it quits.