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By tripb101 - 22/04/2009 18:47 - United States

Today, I hinted at getting it on towards my wife (it's been 2 weeks since we last did). She answered with "no I'm to tired", within 2 minutes she said, "I'm gonna go use the treadmill". She got all hot and sweaty for about 30 minutes, but it was with the treadmill. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2023 00:02

Today, I told my fiancée I was going to the gym. She gave me a dozen "quick, easy errands" that took me over three hours to finish. When I was done, I called her and said I was going to the gym now. She yelled, "You still haven't gone? You've been out for days! What have you been doing?" FML

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By S. Fancyson - 16/04/2013 23:23 - United States

Today, I gave my wife a birthday present. For months she'd been talking about an expensive treadmill that she wanted, so I bought it. Her reaction when she saw it was to yell, "YOU THINK I'M FAT!" and burst into tears. FML

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By anonymous - 21/02/2010 15:16 - United States

Today, I was checking out a gorgeous woman in spandex with beautiful flowing long black hair on the treadmill at the gym. I spent a few minutes just watching her body move and ripple under the material. She turned off the treadmill and got off, only for me to find out that it was a guy. FML

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By nkotz - 14/01/2013 18:34 - United States

Today, I felt like going to the gym. I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to come with me. She screamed at me for supposedly implying that she's fat. No, I just wanted to go to the gym with someone. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2023 12:00 - Australia

Today, I was feeling really good about going to the gym for the first time. That was until I got so worn out from my “warm up” on the treadmill that I had to go home and spew. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2013 16:13 - Netherlands

Today, a girl I met recently asked if I wanted to go jogging with her, and I excitedly agreed. A while into our run, I ran out of breath and doubled over panting, all while she kept jogging and slowly disappeared down the street. What a way to spend time together. FML

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By Velian - 09/12/2008 08:59 - France

Today, I began to undress my wife, who was watching TV, and gave her a massage to relax her while she watched her soap. 20 minutes later, when the programme came to an end, she said "I wish you'd let me watch TV in peace!". FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2015 16:34 - Ireland

Today, after the longest time, I went to the gym. I ran and ran and ran on the treadmill for an eternity, beating myself up for getting so overweight. Then I tripped and fell off, sweating and sobbing for being so useless. When I looked up, I saw I'd been on the machine for barely 2 minutes. FML

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By anonymous - 24/06/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, I went running. My girlfriend was so surprised at the fact that I'm exercising that she accused me of making it up so I could cheat on her. I'm just trying to get in shape. FML

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By FUCK GOD - 03/02/2013 23:04 - Argentina - Salta

Today, for the first time in weeks, my wife felt frisky, and we started fooling around. Half-way through undressing me, she bolted out, claiming she had the shits. About five minutes later, she tearfully called out from the bathroom, begging me to bring her a fresh roll of toilet paper. FML

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powerade 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:15

I suppose talking to her about the problem is no doubt out of the question?

hydronium 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:09

Not everyone feels like having sex all of the time...sheesh.

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scorpiogirl666 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:02

oh wow. that... sucks. maybe you should just cheat on her. yay second comment!!!

sarahjane666 0

Thursday 2 February 2017 14:35

Stupid ass comment.

gun7runner 5

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:03

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monkeybanana 7

Wednesday 22 June 2011 23:28

it had only been two weeks though? he's acting like it's been months.

amy_renee27 1

Thursday 15 September 2011 5:21

This Is wrong no one deserves to be cheated on.

kmj84 3

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:03

sucks to be you. you need to do something to excite her. better step it up or she won't be getting sweaty with you anymore.

t6a6m6m6y 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:05

wow ! maybe she just is not that into you !!!LOL

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TunaFlavoredFing 0

Thursday 17 February 2011 0:23

YESSS!! Awesome advice. LOL

TenebrionHZ 5

Tuesday 2 June 2015 15:17

Terrible advice but good for creativity.

blowyourspeakers 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:07

aw. ouch. ..i wouldn't say it's a severe problem though. maybe she just wasnt in the mood. happens to all, you know.

shan789mudge 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:07

bummerrrr

hydronium 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:09

Not everyone feels like having sex all of the time...sheesh.

abasio 1

Sunday 26 June 2011 10:32

Then she should just say that instead of lying about being tired, especially as she instantly showed she was lying by exercising.

RawrImaDragon 18

Sunday 25 August 2013 1:07

138, sometimes when I'm tired I exercise to wake myself up. OP's probably just overreacting anyway.

Natropolis 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:09

She obviously still cares how she looks for someone or herself... just not for you. If I were you I'd figure out a way to do something better to either get her back, or be more prepared when she finally calls it quits.